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Baseball is a sport of the proletariat because it is (a) heavily unionized, (b) most commonly watched while skipping work, (c) dirt cheap to attend, and (d) affording you ample opportunity to radical your coworkers in between innings.
Football is a trash sport for trash people.
Counterpoint, baseball is boring as fuck to watch and sucks
Once you get into the pitching, baseball is at least as suspenseful as football from a play-by-play perspective. I'll agree that extra-innings can get kinda rough. But, especially with the intro of the pitch clock, its pretty well paced and compelling.
Football is literally one of the most complex sports that exists in the world, where every play has basically 8-10 highly specialized things by professional athletes happening at once, including one of the most difficult singular sports position of all time (quarterback). You can literally spend a half hour breaking down each piece of a single football play because there is so much going on on the field.
I am not a huge fan of football culture, as the tendency in the past was to oversimplify the sport, and there isn't really any excuse for how damaging it is to the players nor the pervasive ownership culture that exists within it, but football in theory is one of the coolest and most unique sports of all time, and I am absolutely looking forward to flag football in the Olympics.
Football is a sport for nerds who were shamed out of their other nerdy hobbies. There's collectables, data and statistics, fantasy leagues, and like you said every game is back-to-back complex interplay of strategy and tactics. I prefer different nerd shit, but I respect those nerds.
bruh there's 8 minutes of action in a 3.5 hour broadcast of an nfl game. no amount of complexity or amazing feats of athletics is gonna make up for that
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baseball is also the only sport to have 10 cent beer night.
Also the only sport to have a Disco Demolition Night.
What country is this? Every sportsball game I've been to the beer was overpriced af.
An American baseball team sold beer for a dime and had predictable results.
Counterpoint: the MLB's disgusting efforts to facilitate the "defecting" of talented Cuban and Venezuelan baseball players.
Simple human trafficking. But not the kind you'll ever find the western media complaining about.
I love baseball but MLB is getting harder to watch with the amount of ad creep I’ve noticed in the last season or two. It’s sounds strange but I’ve actually gotten into MLS in the last year since it feels like the least advertising-intensive sport right now. I actually dropped watching the NHL because covering the ice in ads started bugging me too much.
They put ads on the back of the pitcher’s mound for television audience. I yelled at the tv when I first saw that
Tell me about it. The oldest continually operating team in the league now has a big yellow sack of concrete on their shoulders.
MLB is getting harder to watch with the amount of ad creep I’ve noticed
That's fair. Whenever I can get a pirated stream, I genuinely enjoy the big blue MLB logo and total silence where the ad-breaks are supposed to be.
I actually dropped watching the NHL because covering the ice in ads started bugging me too much.
Never got into NHL, but I'm down in Texas, so... I do feel like the live games are getting better entirely due to the relative lack of ads everywhere.
The lack of commercial breaks during a soccer game is why the sport was so unpopular in the US until recently. Well that, and the growing immigrant population that come from soccer-loving nations. But now with streaming and digitally inserted ads during the game broadcasters are willing to promote it now.
Football is a trash sport for trash people.
Wow I don't see people who watch baseball tailgating in the parking lot getting blackout drunk and swinging on each other?
Nope. Never happened. Must have been a different sport.
American football is a device for giving all participants brain damage it should be banned completely
Almost certainly, but I'm gonna go against the grain and say I would rather watch football than baseball. Concussions are objectively more exciting than watching someone gradually destroy their rotator cuff.
when i am made People's Undersecretary for Sports and Culture, the PFL (People's Football League) will be converted to flag football immediately and it will be a million times more fun to watch, skyrocketing my popularity with the masses and helping me secure the ultimate prize: the Ministry of the Interior
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I've always sort of wondered the obsession and deep emotional connection some people have with sports.
The best I can come up with is its part tribalism, but more so I think it's experiencing vicarious success. If you put in the emotional work to follow your team, especially with a displaced loyalty during losing seasons, their successes are your successes by proxy, but it also distances you from their failures.
Success irl is hard to come by and this is a chance to feel success without actually working very hard towards it, other than the emotional investment
Idk does anyone have any other thoughts why some people get so attached to their team?
There’s a ritual and tradition component to it as well; you inherit the fandom of your family etc
It's the closest thing we have in the U.S. to native religion.
For me it’s the same as watching a ballet, but without the predetermined outcome of narrative theatre/dance. In the process of this, I need a protagonist I relate to. The easiest emotional connection I’m going to form is to my hometown teams given my mnemonic and experiential connection to it, especially having lived prior to the genera death of monocultural and regional identity in the US.
In the case of my alma mater and college sports, I tend to relate it as imagine your local sporting club association football team, but attach it to an entity that plays a gigantic part in educating you, housing you for your first time alone (in a walkable community no less), feeding you, facilitating your first experiences as a young adult away from home, setting up your professional network and several adult friendships — and in my case — hooks up your first big-boy job, licenses and the high pay that follows. So yeah, I’ll buy the sweatshirt and hoot like a doofus for my alma maters’ bottom-wrung Big Ten and PAC 12 teams every January and March. Hell, I’ll wear the free suits they gave me every quarter while I’m at it.
i'm a huge sports fan so i've thought a lot about this and imo it comes down to alienation. being a fan of a team gives you a "we" to be part of that i (and probably a lot of other people) don't have and desperately need
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lol if you think getting drunk regularly wouldn't be normalized without trash sports
Midwest emo was an inside job
unironically yes. football is so fucking boring. america deserves such a dogshit spectacle as it's national pastime
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Living in a European city with three rival soccer teams for my entire life, I feel I can say:
No. Sports is not where America's problem is. The US is absurdly evil and violent when it comes to pretty much anything else, but at sporting events you actually look restrained and pretty chill. You get a bit tipsy and maybe if you're feeling particularly rowdy someone throws a punch. This is not what the rest of the world means by violence.
I think there’s a great opportunity for an in-depth Marxist analysis of how sports have gone from being a fairly minor aspect of social life in the US 100 years ago (even 50 years ago, really) to becoming one the of most important thing in the lives of tens of millions of Americans.
Also baseball is awesome and exciting if you take the time to follow the pitch-by-pitch strategy.
If anything the fandom has become more generalized, commercialized and less intensive. My grandfather and his friends used to literally bellow at the TV on Sundays as if he was there live and they could hear them, and they literally wouldn't give you time of day if you were a Bears fan, because basically everyone who watched football had also played it at some point in their life.
Now, because of gambling, even lazy nerds are able to get in on it, but their amount of individual dedication to any given team, or even a single sport itself is not there. Sports may be the most important aspect of people's lives, but people have never been more adjacent (as opposed to participants) in sports.
Baseball 
Ameican Football 
I can see straight through your pro-hoopball propaganda. Bait harder baskie (actually don't bother, everybody knows you're just flopping).
Hell yeah I'm a baskie
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