Deadend

Hasbro is mainly owned by several large investment firms.

Their board wants money now and Hasbro as a whole is incapable of long term thinking. Wizards of the Coast is struggling to make decisions that a long term money maker.

Hasbro would burn Magic and DnD down today for $1 billion rather than make $10 billion over the next decade.

It’s why they can never make the virtual tabletop work.. they just.. can’t think that long term.

The volcano that you sacrifice people to does not consider Wu a sacrifice. In fact, she is an anti-sacrifice and the volcano will erupt.

The volcano does not someone so loathsome.

I want the dad to defend me so I can betray him.

I think Elon Musk will do something hilarious and the tech guys will have a meltdown.

Was it when they gave The weapons to Israel?

The IDF uses smart weapons that only kill Hamas. Therefore anyone they kill was Hamas.

Your dad must be high up in the DNC

What did they call photographic memory before photographs?

Claiming to be The God is a wild strat.

It’s amazing, America occupied Iraq for decades and all that was achieved was mass suffering and a transfer of wealth to people who were already rich.