[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

If your shoulders aren't blistered, you aren't driving it hard enough.

You've done good.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I have a picture of my rooster that I will send or show people. I preface it with asking if someone want to see my cock.

I also have a picture of an absurdly large dick of a black gentleman's that I will show to people asking for a dick pic.

For more tips that HR hates, you have a contextual chance to see what I've got.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

He must have had that shirt that he made in response to a prior incident. That or he is a quality screen printer or knows someone who will do that type of turnaround.

HR are the worst types of people. They retire to homeowners associations because they need to keep that high of oppression and control that they got hooked on in student council.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

There is a Cinemark about an hour away that is my go-to.

Are there closer theaters? Oh God yes. Do those theaters serve one of my favorite beers, have employees that will satisfy my request to try to kill me with butter on my popcorn, have reserved seating, and have power reclining seats? Also yes. What makes that hour drive worth it is that there is maybe 4 other people in the theater for a new release at noon. I can get buzzed in the trailers and sober up during the movie eating extra buttery popcorn while lounging in center middle seats and nobody to bother me with their inconsiderations. It is glorious.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Lab diamonds are "fake" diamonds. Artificial and natural diamonds only differ in their level of human suffering and exploitation, with natural diamonds being higher in both.

Band metal depends on taste and costs. Platinum is the most expensive and best IMO, gold is kind of out of style(does she wear gold rings?), white gold is budget platinum, silver is cheap platinum that tarnishes.

Get a lab diamond with both your birth stones flanking it. For the band, I would go with white gold unless she wears gold rings a lot or you can afford platinum.

Also, she wants an expensive ring regardless of what she told you. She wants a giant rock on her finger when she shows it off, but should be absolutely ecstatic for anything you get. Talk to her married friends' husbands and don't get a bigger diamond than they got if you want to be a bro.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Every Walmart outside of the big city sells ammo in my blue state, then again there aren't any Walmarts in the big city.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

If only there was a way to monetize showing people my butthole and get attention at the same time, I just want to lay around the house all day.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

This is part of it for me. Apple decides how a device should be used and you have to learn a new "intuitive" interface that is unlike every other computer device.

They have streamlined everything to the point that you can't deviate from their use flow and it drives me insane trying to do a task in an alternative way from how they envision it being done.

Android is like using a computer, IOS is like using a computer of you have never used one.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Anyone who brings up legislation to ban Lego withdraws once they realize that they may find a brick in their shoe one day.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Just remember what Harry taught you and stick to the rules.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Almost brownish I think.

Good save, we definitely aren't onto you.

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