According to the complaint, he did.

There are "simplified" books for learners already.

I can feel my arteries clogging just by reading the name.

Fried butter? (The fact that this is a real thing is worrisome)

How many diet Coke and Big Mac is that?

I started using Linux when I was in high school. LFS has been my end goal, my Linux graal ever since. It's only been 23 years, I'll take care of it someday soon©.

I member the good old days when we were buying our blank CD/DVD in Germany to avoid paying those taxes.

Realistically, I would grieve the loss of my children, who would never be born if I didn't line things up just right to cause them to happen again

This right there is the one reason I wouldn't go back in time if given the chance.

They can't, they have to watch a video tutorial on how to make a software before.

As long as it's a different straw for every one.

We do need an adjective for the EU. Unionist? I feel like it might be taken already...

There's no "best", just the ones you like more.

If you're looking for stuff to watch, you can't go wrong with Dragon Balls or Saint Seiya. Or Ranma ½.