Funko pops are innately fascist:
They all look the same, thus enforcing a sense of conformity in the “art”.
Use plastic to make, which is not only an innately synthetic material but we’re not even going to need to mention the oil industry’s hand in keeping fascism alive and well.
uses a lot of 
media for inspiration.
“Is racism and fascism a key part of the ‘western way of life’?”
If yes: Then “woke” people are right that the US/UK/etc is in fact a racist country, and therefore denying that racism exists is pointless.
If no: Then “wokeness” is not destroying western society if it is simply reaffirming its values.
If ‘yes and that’s a good thing’: Then the westerners are the true ‘barbaric savages’ and China is the more enlightened, civilized culture. Also see answer to just “yes”. Now you have to defend why racism is good.
If ‘no but it should be’: Then “wokeness” is the conservative standpoint and you’re the radical SJW. Also see answer to just “no”.
Commented in the wrong post, I’m an idiot lol.
Isn't all the anime they watch "woke" to them? After all, most anime takes place in Japan, so that means almost everyone in anime are East Asians, not white.
It's also a shame seeing the Americanization of France. I've joked before and I'll joke again, France is my favorite occasionally based cringe country. Charlie Hebdo will never run out of material mocking westerners.
Ancaps explaining how the law forcing you to buy a monthly subscription to a useless insurance is totally different from taxation.
Channers and redditors alike love insisting they're chaotic neutral but they're the most lawful evil people I can think of.
: "Yeah, I think that even a dust bunny under my couch is worth protecting over a dirty rule-breaker!"
: "Even if that rule-breaker did a HATE crime?"
: "Any rule but that! Forgive and forget, is that so hard?"
4chan/reddit regularly prove the old joker quote right.
: "You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!”
What's with the rise of "the gubmint is trying to trick you into veganism and they're hiding that burgers are a secret superfood!" types?
but even I know that if someone must have meat: Salmon, skinless chicken, or hunted meat is usually your best bet health-wise. That's not even mentioning that little to no meat is practically a staple of Blue Zones and vegetarianism has been proposed as far back as Plato in Republic.
One more thing to add. Make sure you change your resume to claim that you are a LOCAL of whatever city you're applying to. The porks are a picky lot and generally have a "locals only" policy. I faced a good amount of discrimination (and still do) because I am stuck in a rural town in Ohio and apparently rich people can't understand "why anyone would choose to live there, that's weird!" (Not like I have a choice, some of us are poor.)
I hate using the term and I hate that it's a thing, but there is no shame in embracing any nepotism you can get your hands on. The rich have way more class solidarity than the working class and will gladly hire a fellow nepo baby by "networking", but still lie that you're a master at whatever you're applying to.
I'm in my mid-twenties and I'm still lying on my resume. I see it no different than sneaking vegetables into my picky eater child who refuses to eat anything except for brownies. If I don't feed him I go to jail, and if I don't get a job I starve to death. It's really the picky eater's fault for being so spoiled.
Like you said, we've reached a point where its commonly said you "break into" the workforce as if millennials were never meant to work and strike out on their own in the first place, and are never truly welcome in the workforce. This is true to some extent, as I've attended some pork conferences in hopes of "networking" (I hate the term), and they genuinely believe ALL of humanity should be their own individual business owners. So, in a sense, the porks want communism too but just on their terms.
Speaking of which I finally got around to reading settlers and I remember right off the bat, that it discussed that the mythology of America and “egalitarianism” really meant class solidarity among the white bourgeoisie. Even a settler bragged that America is the place where “no one had to work” (except those filthy browns of course, but they’re not people. Just the help.)