IDK, I think it's a neat looking recumbent quad!

Seriously? A billion???

They call me...

...Tim.

The Skeletool is not a heavy duty set of pliers but I've found them to still be pretty capable (at least for the CX, not sure if they all use the same parts). If you need something beefier check out the Wave or Charge maybe.

Meta is cancer that has metastasized

Leatherman makes some of the best multitools out there, would recommend.

Make money?

The live action show was excellent btw, worth a watch if you haven't seen it.

Get a used bike or ugly up your own bike and buy a Skunklock Chemical: If they try to cut your ulock they will be punished.

Also consider an alarm, brake locks, tracker, and secondary cut resistant lock.

They also sell security bolts for things like seat posts and wheels: If you do not take them off, lock them to your bike and/or use security bolts.

Alternately, go with a transportable folding bike like a Tern, Brompton, Dahon, etc. if folding it up and taking it with you is an option.

Yup Gaben called it, just look at Steam.

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

The bad parts are already here and they're going to get worse.

It's like these fuckers are intentionally destroying us from the inside out for a quick buck.