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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

However, Harold the Giraffe is eternal and still teaching kids to be healthy in the back of a dark van, he now just also has stuff to say about screen time.

https://lifeed.org.au/about-us/healthy-harold/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

The wholesome joy of sitting with someone you have nothing in common with, but someone has put out enough bread for both of you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is going to be a rough couple of lifetimes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So men get words like smegma, pre-ejaculate or semen and women get "mucus"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_lubrication

We can do better 😣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Yes, but why can't someone give me the scientific name for pussy juice?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

It is absolutely bonkers that it has taken until this year until someone said "hey this liquid that does not, feel, smell, look or taste like pee that we call pee might not be pee." Are people with access to spectral analysis just bad at sex and have never seen it?

Please tell me the study gave it a scientific name.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Well, let me start with this gorilla they called Harambe....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Oh boy you are in for a treat. Essentially John Harvey Kellogg was really against masturbation or sex of any kind (He and his wife had separate bedrooms and it is believed he spent their honeymoon writing.) and thought the secret to a good life was eating plain food and good posture.

https://archive.org/details/plainfaorold00kell/page/236/mode/2up https://archive.org/details/plainfaorold00kell/page/302/mode/2up

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ok, let me try again, a few questions that may better explain what I was trying to get at:

Do you feel that your emotions are actively being suppressed by some "other" or do you feel angry that you were never provided the tools to do so in the first place?

What 'place' do you feel is missing from society for you to vent your frustrations in?

if you have emotions or opinions that you feel you cannot express in public, have you tried looking for a place to express them?

How is your mental\physical health in other ways, are there peers that you can talk to or socialise with?

I'm not asking for you to reply to answers for these questions, these are deeply personal. What I am trying to get at is if you don't think you can talk about your emotions, you need to start working out a way to talk about your emotions before they fester and turn toxic.

Yes I was a little short in my comment, but I don't know you and I don't know your context. If you don't have any family or friends that you can talk about your emotions with, that's not the whole world telling you that you aren't allowed to have emotions. You need an outlet. I need an outlet. I have OCD, anxiety, and anger issues. The thing that makes these things bearable is having people to talk to about them. If you feel you can't, or do not have the means to go to therapy fine, that sucks and you need other people who do care. If no one is asking you "how are you" with any care about the response, fine, I'll do it.

No judgement. No criticism. No hate. Just a sounding board if you feel like you truly have no one to talk to about this. DM me. @[email protected] @[email protected] how are you doing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)

This worked out great for Lenin and Stalin who just skipped the middle step and outlawed the church, then put their statues everywhere

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

My bad for judging without checking 😔

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20474047

Found a Minimum Speed Limit sign in the middle of my town.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3832017

Once again we punch above our weight, so you wankers don't have lag between strokes

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The original was posted on /r/2westerneurope4u by /u/Xodio on 2024-09-03 16:27:43+00:00.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4856141

We live in a sci-fi dystopia.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2927731

'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage

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Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages

I meet my 10-year-old self in 1987. I tell him I live in the future of 2024.

"2024! Wow! Do you have flying cars?"

"No."

"Oh. Well do you have Mars colonies?"

"No."

"Huh. Well you've gotta have a cure for every disease!"

"No."

"What do you have?!"

"We have a toothbrush that bad people can control remotely."

"...do I have to grow up?"

"Yes."

 

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Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now

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