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[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Just enough intelligence behind those beady little eyes that you can tell that they know better than to do whatever it is they're up to.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Democrats are acting way too confident, It's gonna be 2016 all over again.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Keeps the armor from rusting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The center of balance seems too far forward. I think a more upright posture and larger hind legs would be an improvement.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

No dude, steal cars like an adult.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Given how shit cops are at aiming there's a good chance it's is an accidental woopsie. The fatal kind of accidental woopsie.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Knowing Wells Fargo her manager is probably complaining she didn't have the decency to crawl into the dumpster out back before croaking. I bet they'll bill her estate for the cleanup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

18th Century Cooking by Townsends Delicious looking and occasionally strange recipes from the 1700s colonial America.

Food Wishes Delicious looking modern food made by a chef with a very odd speaking cadence.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'ma be honest I don't think this one was written by him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Combat liberalism is when the lowest bidder gets a few trillion dollars to build fighter jets that can't fly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The father lost the ability to nut in a tragic skiing accident. Now he pokes some beans into his pee hole in order to skeet the beans all over his wife's tiddies at the moment of climax. But why beans, you ask? Easier cleanup.

 

Seems almost inevitable at this point but with the lack of informing in and out of gaza it seems unlikely we'll ever know for sure.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I missed this when it was released, but the podcast Conspirituality released a short little message of kind words for Matt. I usually think these guys are well intentioned but very lib. But this little blurb is really heartwarming.

 

Genocidal crackers continue to be genocidal crackers

 

Guess they didn't ask the crypo miners nicely enough.

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