GarfieldOfficial

joined 3 years ago
 

Give me your best DNC one liners to shame you into supporting them: starts lathe

“The problem is that young voters today are more concerned about serving cu*t than they are about serving country!”

“The problem is young voters are more concerned with drag brunches than dragging themselves to the polls”

Idk I had a good one, but I forgot it. We’ll see if it comes back

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The fall didn’t actually kill him- he was just trapped in there with the lawn mower comically chasing him around for days until he collapsed from exhaustion juche-tears

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

“You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” Apparently the answer to the author is, “yes”. Deeply unserious examination

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

More like kiesterville thicc-trump

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Trying to upbear it twice but it keeps undoing my upbear bawllin-sad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

So fresh and so loose! honk-enraged

 

goose-default-dance big-honk

 

The muse

 

hope you’re enjoying spooky season, conrads

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favorite irl pedantry is correcting -phobes that using “them” in the singular is actually grammatically correct. Since it’s usually an argument with smuglord pedants and civility libs it usually gets them all riled up. Disregarding that I don’t really care about grammar, it’s fun to do a little bad faith and remind them their ignorance is bottomless.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

“Look, my foot’s about to be Indigenous to your ass, pal”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tbf we have the disadvantage of reading this. Anyone in the UWEC audience zoned out the moment she said “brat” and immediately started thinking of grilling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fr. WRT my parents - I wouldn’t give them too much leeway lol but they were a startling, real-time example of isolation and mass news media consumption during the “lockdown” in the US.

Got to see their rhetoric shift from things that annoyed me (typical boomer jingoism) to things that enraged me (transphobic, homophobic, anti-homeless, opinions wrt riots etc.) following isolation from their (surprisingly progressive) church groups, friends, and consumption of mass news media.

I like to think that the conversations I (loudly) had with them when those things came up and the years-long embargo from our home had some effect of spurring self-crit and growth, but the settler mindset runs deep so who knows. I’d previously passed along Braiding Sweetgrass, which my mom didn’t finish because it made her feel too sad- so hearing that they were learning from Indigenous knowledge keepers and attending community events was a great surprise. So growth is possible. I also had a lifetime friend remind me that in 8th grade I “didn’t believe in climate change”, and now that’s essentially what my life revolves around lol so pobodys nerfect.

My hometown has been gutted enough by capital that they recognize its effects if not in terminology, then in the friends that lost jobs when the pallet factory, drill-bit factory, paper mill, etc. closed in the late 90s/early 00s, or more recently when an investment firm acquired the largest employer in town (mail order retail) on behalf of a competitor with the sole purpose of immediately shuttering it. Seems like so many pieces that led to my “lefty” development have been there, if one understands them that way and not as a lizard-person conspiracy lol.

Frankly, this website has taught me so much about the importance of self-crit in an era where you can get any dogshit opinion validated online or on tv. There seems to be a common theme among settler crackkkers where you avoid discussing things that make you uncomfortable wrt the atrocities of past generations, and it’s so crucial to be beaten over the head with those lest they be forgotten.

Idk where I was going with this necessarily- just enjoyed (as usual) engaging with someone on this site. heart-sickle

 

Just impressed how they’ve manifested this timeline 🐝👁️🐝

 

How could you not?

 

For example, look at how optimal this one is

 

Will post unboxing pics when it arrives. Includes a bronze statue of Lenin’s hut in Razliv, a nice ushanka, and wool overcoat. Gonna be so cozy this winter comfy-cool

 

cereal1

clueless

cereal2

 

Seriously. Ventura Highway is such a bop

 

hyperflush

 

3.5E

view more: next ›