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Goadstool
joined 3 years ago
Someone accused me of "deadnaming" for referring to Iron Valiant as "Gardevoirian" and I've never been so fucking indignant in my life
Fire Emblem Three Houses spoilers I guess but
I'm finally going back and playing this game and this was me with Kronya. I had to rush to search if there's any way to save and recruit her and it's just a buncha dweebs being like "But she killed your dad! 
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ask me if I give a fuck mother fucker, I just want to date the hot goth lady
If you liked Baldur's gate 3 or any other CRPG, play this because it's superior.
I will, thank you
What the fuck is up with grass-free internet nerds unironically trying to implement Logan's Run upon the world?
Far from the only example but lately I've been watching a lot of SF6 tournaments and I swear to god listening to these people talk they seem to genuinely believe that the microsecond you turn 30 you might as well start digging your own grave. Meanwhile actual study data proves that, for example, reaction speed decrease over time is very close to entirely negligible, and practically speaking people like Daigo and Sako are still annihilating top-level players less than half their own age. Daigo got fuckin' 33rd place this year at EVO, out of over 5,500 entrants, and got 33rd place last year as well, in a tournament of over 7,000 entrants. But did he fuckin' win the whole thing? No? Then it must be because he is ancient, unable to function, despite regularly performing all the game's reaction-based mechanics, such as (and most talked about) Drive Impact. It can't possibly be that there are so many more people playing the game now, or that people simply have more shit going on (marriage, kids, mortgages, personal branding, etc) as they proceed through life, and thus have less time to spend in the training room.
George Foreman won a heavyweight championship at 45 years old. He kept fighting to 48. These dweebs really think people can't press buttons in a fuckin' video game for at least that long?
Anyway shut the fuck up James Chen, go talk to a therapist or some shit, I don't need to hear you complain about yourself and players getting old 89 times at every fucking tournament you commentate for. This mindset is toxic, not based in reality, and creates a very sad, manufactured reality in the minds of many that if you're not 29 or younger, you're not relevant, in fighting games, or - in many ways - in life.
helping the poor is well and good
Anyway watch me bulldoze this homeless person's bed and community
I don't know shit about Ark and I thought it was just a survival game where you get to tame dinosaurs and then I looked at a trailer and there was all kindsa batshit sci fi stuff going on, what the hell
Also wtf is with all these dinosaur games and SO few games where you get to play AS the dinosaur? Are y'all mfs REALLY gonna make me do it myself??
is that... is that fucking FunnyJunk in the background? I haven't hung out there in like 12 years, last time I peeked at it out of curiosity it was basically imgur but for chuds.
Thank you, that's what I was hoping to hear
Shit... was due for my next vaccine in October...