ICantStopSuckingDick

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3500 Israelis attended the funeral of an American moron who flew to Israel to fight Hamas, ate some halva, then died because he was allergic. Fake af country. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

there's a rumor that a hostile team got there first it-was-me

Very cliquey and woke-scoldy in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

me, the lone cumsumer.

fortunately, the salmon are running strong tonight in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I don't need therapy, I just need to get publicly drenched in a strong stream of salmon surrounded by 20 bears.

You show up at a disturbed concert high as balls with friends. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not me, I show up at a concert low as balls.

So yeah death to America of course in c/[email protected]
Dating a Klingon be like in c/[email protected]
I might have this trick for eating hot food without having to wait for it to cool first, if anyone wants to try it out. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, I like it hot.

Basic Income in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

disgost Basic Income? I'll wait for Advanced Income specter

Impressive in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

liberty-weeping There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

Global Sperm Counts Have Declined 52% since 1970 with the Majority of Decline in Western Countries in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (8 children)

sicko-no less protein.

Are they? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

critical-support to everyone edging right now

Give me your cum (not sexual!)(this is actually very serious)(stop laughing)(please!) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

I'm not some kind of pervert that would write that explicitly

sicko-wistful

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Woobification (hexbear.net)
 
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