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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Robinson"!?!

I'm sorry but you're going to have to hand in your passport.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

The fuel tank seats are genuimely the most relaxing.

…That may just be the benzene.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You would probably begin by having the police break into canneries and tyre factories to beat dents into any round objects they produce, then end up having to concentrate enough mass in neighbouring states to distort spacetime to the point where π, as measured on a non-Euclidean circle with locally Euclidean constant curvature or radius or something, does in fact equal the number you said it is.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (8 children)

Indiana at it again. ¹

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It is a pretty cool name, honestly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah my name is Link man,
I'm more well known than Lil' Wayne

What's that? You thought my name was Zelda?
That's a fucking girl's name!

I've saved the world like fifteen times,
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone with no help and no advice!

(Hey, look, listen!
Hey, look, listen, you _ annoying fairy!
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry.)

I'm called the Bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed.

Got 999 rupees,
But I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town.

So I can kick that dumbass Ganon
All the way to Argentina!

L to the I to the N to the K, and he ain't gonna stop 'till the world is free of evil.

Legend of Zelda? Fuck that! Legend of Link!


Credit (and blame) to Smosh. By the way, while we're at it, can someone lend me their tomahawk, or maybe some meat in my mouth? Also, who's Evil Kneivel?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I meant that it should be possible to appreciate harmlessly stupid or silly/vapid humour without it degrading your ability to also reason critically about serious stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Idk man. I don't use TikTok and probably never will, but I don't think it's unreasonable to expect people to be able to segregate their entertainment from their intellect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I suppose it would melt/refreeze the surface, and basically turn them into badass armoured snowpeople.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Why would they want you to have a working program? How does that help sell you more stuff?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ideally you duct-tape a grenade to each of your "decoys" so it doesn't really matter either way which target they choose to prioritize

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey, would you look at that? This Lemmy thread is on the first page of Google search results about this.

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