Ioughttamow

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

it’s tough being a white man in America these days.

In all seriousness the deck is so stacked in my favor that the small amount of misandry there may be wouldn’t bother me at all. Generally the only way I’m underprivileged (adhd) is largely hidden. I don’t believe I’ve ever encountered misandry in real life. Online I’ve come across it occasionally, but it tends to be in niche communities I’m not a part of that I’ve stumbled on. And honestly there is so much misogyny that pervades our society that I’m inclined to give them a bit of a pass.

Orb death

Someone should drive a Sherman tank through it, drunk, dressed up as Ulysses s grant

If it is of national importance, then let’s nationalize it

What part of orphan crushing machine don’t you understand?

But also dumb

The more of a pig he is, the closer to the election, the more likely it is to turn out the vote against him. Conservatives vote no matter what typically. Enthusiasm on the left decides the election

Tried to break their hand with their legs, classic mistake

How bow dah

One day you’re pondering the orb. The next you’re strung out, fuckeating some tomatoes, and denying that your son even exists

A decade later, the babaloots would use their CIA supplied arms to establish a theocracy in Thneedville