Kalkaline

I thought for a second that I somehow hadn't heard of Bophades. When they talked about Bophades nuts, I remembered I saw them in your mom's mouth.

It hasn't been documented yet, sure, I'll give you that. You and I both have no idea if it has happened already and the patients didn't get tested or they didn't go to the hospital or doctor with the bird flu. They might not have even realized they had the flu.

We got one of those in Rockwall, TX, USA. It's a little bit smaller, made of steel, and has some spray paint on it now, but looks about the same.

What a legendary career

So long Alaska.

The tankies aren't going to like this meme.

This assumes your reactions are better than a machine. You need something that disables the machine passively.

Nah, you'll want some electromagnets and Faraday cages to disable them. Salt water is too easy to protect against.

It wouldn't be that bad of a storm except for that swirly spot.

The top two pictures are not of Caeser Cardini, inventor of the Caesar salad.

That looks like it would take some limbs off.