I'm cool with idiots who don't know any better getting what's coming to them... but I'm not really cool with them sneezing on the same door handles I turn.
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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Fun fact:
The dairy was fined in 2023 for a Salmonella outbreak and is very militantly anti-government.
The why seems pretty clear.
The more deadly pseudoscience that spreads the fewer conservatives there are in America, so I can't say I mind stuff like this too much.
at least CVD isn't contagious
*yet
I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.
Edit: for anybody who is hearing impaired.
Sounds like something a guy named Louie would think of.
idk, seems like an idea that should be sent out to pasture.
Hmm, a sign language pun. Interesting!
Some relatively unknown French microbiologist is rolling in his grave right now.
Sanitation is being put out to Pasteur
This is a top grade pun.
Sacre Bleu!
So, I don't really understand the science, but my son is only able to drink raw milk. When he drinks normal milk, he has terrible stomach aches and mad diarrhea. When he drinks raw milk, it's all rainbows and butterflies. For reference, he's 3 and has been drinking the raw milk for around a year and a half. Also, the rest of the family had no issues drinking pasteurized milk. Maybe somebody smarter than me could explain why this is?
Have the rest of the family conduct a double-blind test. In other words, neither you nor the child now which is which.
Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it's good for the corn it's good for you.
Don't forget to sun your taint. I hear that cures all sorts of things
A sun-goatse of sorts.
A bit of roundup and horse paste, the MAGA cure-all.
Throw in some powerful antibiotics too ... if it's good for the cow, it's good for you
Of course it was from Fresno, lol
Heyo, that’s where I live 😅
Relax, it isn't human to human transmissible.
Yet.
Bunch of adluts getting pink eye flu from their kids says it already has been
It hasn't been documented yet, sure, I'll give you that. You and I both have no idea if it has happened already and the patients didn't get tested or they didn't go to the hospital or doctor with the bird flu. They might not have even realized they had the flu.
Not with that attitude
The attitude doesn't seem to be a problem here.
isn't that the place with the freaky haunted pants?
Hey, I live there and someone just posted on our local Facebook page asking where to get some raw milk. I'll send them a link.
Fuck, dude, it's already in California? I was hoping it was at least somewhat contained to Canada but clearly I haven't been keeping up with the news on the issue.
It’s in our factory farming animals. It’s been that way for a while. The administration if just fucking around with it and not culling like they should.
And farmers are concealing their infected herds because they don’t want their animals culled. So just assume it is everywhere. We are probably on pandemic II feat. RFK Jr and Trump very soon and it is going to be a lot of fun.
I sure hope they chug that stuff.
Hmmm. Maybe theres still a little time, but rather unlikely.
Yeah, who knows. There is a possibility that they get a vaccine for farm animals soon and that ends the pandemic. But I’m not counting on it. I’ve stocked up on masks and the like, but I’ve never stopped with social distancing, masking and the like so a new flu pandemic isn’t going to change my life much.
It might disrupt my plans to travel, but I'm glad to hear people are busy preparing this time.
I just drank like 2 glasses of milk because it was strawberry flavored :(
Raw milk or pasteurized? The latter is most likely ok.
Fortune favors the bold. Hand me a glass at random.
Raw milk now getting "Bird Flued on Date"
Might get some hate here for this, but I’ve tried this company’s cheese. It’s the best cheddar cheese I’ve ever tasted.
Why would you get hate for that? Just because a company that sells cheese also sells raw milk when they probably shouldn’t?