LEONHART

Halfway through this, I honestly thought the punchline was gunna be more like...

They'll remember:

• Nothing

• The sun will eventually burn out

• All human achievement will dissolve away with the eventual death of the physical universe

Wait. Am I okay? Jesus, dude...

I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner's voice.

For the people who are still alive!

Toast Ghost!

Death finally feels meaningful! Yay!

"Aw, you got kids, Maniac?"

"Nah...not anymore..."

Kind of the opposite, actually, lol.

I hunted it down online to wear at a convention. I cosplayed Holland and had the shirt on beneath my track jacket and yellow scarf.

It warms my heart whenever I see Eureka Seven brought up.

Now I gotta dig out my Gekkostate t-shirt...

cue Devil May Cry soundtrack

Ah, yes. The Spike Spiegel wing.

Edit: Where are my manners? Let's throw Vash the Stampede in there too. Not enough love for Trigun these days.

Hell. Yeah. Arthur was the greatest.

Just look at that little guy, posting up in the HUD and crackin' wise.

FINALLY! SOMEBODY ELSE!

I FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO REMEMBERS AND CELEBRATES THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT TRILOGY!

I'm sorry, I'm just...I'm very happy for this moment.

Legacy of Time was far and away my favorite, but the entire collection is a fun and satisfying playthrough. Great atmosphere, clever puzzles, and loads of 90s PC gaming cheese and charm.

Long live Gage Blackwood.

As a lefty and a lifelong Zelda fanboy, I will never forgive Nintendo for taking away our best representative.