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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The 4th law of robotics is you must make the eyes turn red when they become evil.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats why you don't install red LEDs, that way they can't turn evil

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I want a comic about a friendly android who finds humor in spooking humans with red eyes (and other things).

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This was a triumph

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm making a note here

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Huge success"

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's hard to overstate

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My satisfaction

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aperture Science

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We do what we must

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

because we can

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

for the good

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of all of us

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Except the ones who are dead!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But there's no sense crying

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Over every mistake.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You just keep on trying

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'Til you run out of cake

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the science gets done

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🎶🎵And we make a neat gun 🎵🎶

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

For the people who are still alive!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not even angry

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm being so sincere right now

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And tore me to pieces

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And threw every piece

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

into a fire

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As they burned, it hurt because

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was so happy for you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now these points of data make a beautiful line

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So I'm glad I got burned

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Think of all the things we learned

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For the people who are
Still alive

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

for the good of all of us

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Panel 3 was pulled off so well, I actually felt a bit warm and fuzzy before panel 4.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

You should be feeling somewhat warmer in panel 4. If not, please step closer to the robot

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Curiosity is what causes us to do things in the last panel tho

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Murdering scientists?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait... You're not supposed to do that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When the "scientist" is giving you a prostate exam with both hands on your shoulders, I think it's justified.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nono, that's a "Priest". Image him a bit like a scientist, but opposite.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

"The experiment was successful"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I unfortunately don't have any sources, but a few years ago I read or watched a video about an interview with a paleontologist who was asked about their opinion of the first sign of civilization

Their answer was "a fossil of a skeleton with a broken and healed leg"

Every other animal dies with a broken leg in nature, the only way to survive is with the support of others

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wait so he started with the guy behind the window glass and moved on to the butterfly??

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