Lemmygizer

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Armored Core and Rachet and Clank.

The only reasons we have a PS5 in this house.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But....they do catch each other. Regularly. We call it an eclipse.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Yup. California Dept of Public health said basically that.

You got COVID? Whatever, just wear a mask on your mandated in- office days.

https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CID/DCDC/Pages/COVID-19/COVID-19-Isolation-Guidance.aspx

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's the last line. "Becomes property of the government."

Quick logically means the government is going to sell your organs for a profit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Step 1) Be Attractive.

Step 2) Don't be Unattractive.

(Attractiveness is subjective)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The analogy I always liked was:

Success is like a carnival dart game.

If you're poor you probably don't even get a chance to play. Maybe once with some help from friends and family. But even then, the odds are still not good.

If you're middle class you can afford a throw or two, significantly increasing the odds of success.

If you're rich you can afford to throw as many darts as you want until you succeed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

In the show Arrested Development, where the quote referenced in XKCD originated, a character looses their hand to a seal that is set loose (a loose seal).

It's tenuous at best.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

How they see you:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And you know what, that's $8 well spent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (5 children)

My hometown has an intersection of Miller Ave and Miller Ave.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

They have to get through Michael Jordan seasons first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Yup. First thing I noticed, too. Where's my blankets? And by blankets I mean cheap unzipped sleeping bag I've been using as a blanket for years.

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