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[-] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago

I don't understand. Where are the Bionicles?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

On the floor behind the photographer

[-] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago

Why the useless 2nd table?

Seems fishy...

[-] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Now we're getting fancy, money bags

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Dude, where else would you keep the fleshlight/lotion and wetwipes?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Fancy are we?

What happend to the good old hand, spit and sock?!

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup ... Back when I had corner desks, that's usually how I used the second side.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says "oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w"

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

He just discovered sentences

[-] Honytawk 9 points 5 months ago

It is like the whole concept of words

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

need I fuck a table?

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Just lay on your stomach and work your back muscles, bro!

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago

"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house" - Dave Chappelle

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Look at Rockefeller thinking he needs his our toilet.

Mine is down the hall and I share it with 23 other people and that's the way it should be!

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

I tried living like this, but I couldn't. A couple more things I need:

  • sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
  • some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
  • two pillows, one "soft" and one "firm".

That being said... tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don't even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I'm doing right now.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it's tiny as hell

This looks like a prison, get me out

[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

When you don't have a bed frame, the whole floor is your night stand!

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

I feel personally attacked

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

You just keep living your best life

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

NGL when I finally got an apartment that's basically what my place looked like for months

Only difference was there was also a cat tree for my cat

His tree was the second piece of furniture I bought

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Idk...my back started hurting just looking at that chair but maybe that's just me.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

You are missing one toilet paper roll

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry but this is missing dog.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

And a better chair. My back will die with that chair

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Far from complete. A fridge with beer and junkfood is missing. Also a toilet and tissues.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Table on the side?!?

Man don't need no extra table.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Throw in a better chair and a mini fridge and I'm sold.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I need books. Lots and lots of books to be somewhat happy..

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes

(I'm going with the vibe of the joke. There's a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don't bother me.)

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I think if they put computers and carpet in prison cells, they might not want to leave.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

And just where am I expected to put my collection of American Girl dolls?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

A SECOND table? Feeling fancy aren't we?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Nah, gotta have an e-reader or tablet in there. You can't relax and read with a desktop or laptop.

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