Old_Jimmy_Twodicks

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

"Yeah! I can't swallow gum."

She's never had a piece of gum in her life.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement..."No, sex!"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Good. Regulators should be able to order large-scale actions like this, especially when personal safety is at risk. I'd rather not be driving around with a possible claymore mine a foot from my face.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Also, I just like saying "Thanks, Obama"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The CFPB was authorized by the Dodd-Frank Act in 2010. In addition to helping get Dodd-Frank through Congress, Obama appointed Elizabeth Warren as a special advisor to the Treasury in order to oversee the CFPB and help get it off the ground.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Agalloch - The Mantle. It's an absolute work of art that makes me want to disappear into a frozen forest.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Don't forget that her anniversary is coming up soon:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Diddy Kong Racing, even though Pipsy and Tiptup were inherently OP.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I prefer the simple dy/my/dy/my format (with the year reversed for added ease of use). For example, today would be 14/02/70/72.

NIST and ISO have stopped responding to my emails, but I'm optimistic that the Türk Standardları Enstitüsü will eventually adopt it as their preferred standard.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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