PopcornPrincess

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How come no one wanna come to her wedding? 🫡 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

There’s nothing wrong with eloping or doing it simple. It’s better than doing it so elaborate that someone gets butt hurt, but hey to each their own..

The best way to release your stress is _________ in c/[email protected]
Just leave me alone in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Opossum lifestyle, deal with it.

Some subreddits could be paywalled, hints Reddit CEO in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks stranger. 🤮

Some subreddits could be paywalled, hints Reddit CEO in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don’t miss the often-regurgitated response of “Gee, thanks stranger” that Redditers would say after receiving gold. It would always annoy me.

Try it, it's cathartic in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Based off the comments, I guess this is only permissible if you’re an opossum..to which it’s obvious that our friend ickplant is in fact an awesome opossum so this post makes sense. 😆

People who are into step sibling porn — did you grow up with a sibling (or close relative of a similar age) of the gender you're attracted to? in c/[email protected]
People who are into step sibling porn — did you grow up with a sibling (or close relative of a similar age) of the gender you're attracted to? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Sounds like marriage.

Let's do dog crimes in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

If looks could kill, we would all be dead by now. Dapper pup!

Australia takes home the gold! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Really makes me want to play!

In this Olympic Opening, we will see _______________ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

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My bologna has a first name, it's _______ in c/[email protected]
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
 

The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

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What’s another name for a frozen burrito? (lemmy.world)
 

A burrrrrito 🥶

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What’s a golfer’s favorite snack? (lemmy.world)
 

A sand wedge.

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When does a bee decide to get married? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? (lemmy.world)
 

Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

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What award did the dentist win? (lemmy.world)
 

A little plaque.

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My neighbor is too scared to grow an apple tree. (lemmy.world)
 

So I told him to grow a pear.

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What happens if you annoy a clock? (lemmy.world)
 

It gets ticked off.

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Why did the orchestra get hit by lightning? (lemmy.world)
 

Because it had a conductor.

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Why didn’t the sun go to university? (lemmy.world)
 

Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

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I recently read an article about a shoe factory fire. (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
6 comments fedilink
 

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

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What did the alien say to the cat? (lemmy.world)
 

Take me to your litter.

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