If I could eat one vegetable for the rest of my life, it would be O N I O N 
It's time to fiber up and fart. 
Meanwhile in Orlando, a fucking cat 4 hurricane is passing by tomorrow and the theme parks are shrugging and pretty much only shutting down water parks.
Incredible state in an incredible country. 
Omg I used to do the same thing! 
My mask is nearly sheer at this point and I've started wearing more goth clothing to work because fuck it.
Thankfully I'm tight lipped at work and my social media accounts are either private or deserted wastelands. So far everyone is pretending to have a live and let live mentality about their coworkers, but I have a feeling the moment career progression actually looks possible again that people will be snitching left and right.
Sure, but when it comes to politics they don't follow anything else. No main stream news, no shitposting accounts, and now that I've double-checked the only other follow I see on there that's purely politics based is Jordan Peterson.
Unless, what, you think they've become so grill pilled that they stopped looking at posts years ago? Like I said, one of the accounts is less than a year and a half old, although it looks like their likes, replies and posts on that account are private.
EDIT: Oh and I almost missed their Dave Rubin follow, gee wiz I had no idea who that guy was.
Let's see...
)Yeah my bar is real low for the general public, I know. I guess compared to the mask off chuds, this guy blended into the vaguely progressive, liberal background of the general metro area. Other people at work tend to treat him like a saint. Actually looking back I think one of the main things that made him cringe was my veganism and asking if he wanted to try some of my food.
You sure that's not a screencap of a turret from the next Portal game?
Gives the same vibes as father daughter dances.
No father son dances though, that would be 
Yesterday I found out a coworker who was seemingly progressive follows the Daily Wire and Babylon Bee on social media, including on an account that couldn't have been made anymore than a year and a half ago.
Yeah, this is the same coworker that I found out goes to a fake progressive Christian church a couple months ago, so I basically had a 
moment.
On one hand, as someone with autism I'm almost impressed by the masking skills and brainworm wrangling this chud must summon every in-office day. On the other... wow yeah this is why you can't really make friends at work. Too many wolves in sheep's clothing. It's a bad habit of mine to think more kindly of people I've spent large quantities of time with, but I'm actually really grateful in times like these that overall I'm a jaded and alienated person because revealing too much about myself could have absolutely cost me my job. 
On a more positive note, I do find it super funny that some chuds feel the need to do this even though the majority of people working there are also chuds. I guess leftism and general anti-capitalist sentiment really has been exploding in the USA over the last half a decade.
Pull the drivers out and make them watch before hitting them with a littering fee. 
I've been restless lately and have been getting nostalgic for minecraft. I booted it up this weekend on single player and all it made me do was miss the old Hexbear server. The train one was a bit too complicated, but that one where we built a huge city? That was pretty nice.
T-There wouldn't be interest in bringing it back, would there? I promise I won't build another ice race track in the sky that ruins the view, really. 
"Violence has no place in our society" - Ah sorry, she specified political violence, I guess state violence doesn't count as political. 
You don't wanna know what happens if you end up guessing right. 
Just a motivational reminder. 
I have a general feeling that they're bad (the org, not the individual children lmao) but am fuzzy on the details of why. It's generally agreed among leftists that it's child labor right? And that they love teaching little kids that capitalism = cool and good. I've got a niece in girl scouts and I'd just like some more concrete examples and reasons not to support them so that my family understands that I'm not just being cheap... although yeah ok I admit it the shrinkflation over the years is one of the reasons I don't give them money, fine.
Or uuuuuh if you think they're good actually then explain for the class pls. Make me feel bad about buying knockoff treats for a third of the price and then not donating the difference. 
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Bask in awe of her penis shaped fur as she jumps on the dinner table and begs for scraps. Coo at her cute little mews as she rips off the tape from shipping boxes and eats it right in front you. Rub her fluffy, chubby belly right before she bites your computer cables and destroys a $100 webcam because you didn't play with her for a full half an hour that day.
10/10 Puppycat, no regrets despite how she knocks over my windowsill plants if her automatic refill food bowl is empty for more than 2 hours.
...I'd still rather take my chances in a northern state vs Florida tho.