Robert_Kennedy_Jr

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Amber posting. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the Amber will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Amber's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Amber posts, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Amber posting truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Amber's existential catchphrase "Amber volcel police whataboutism," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hexbear's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. πŸ˜‚

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Amber posting tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

Have you considered how joyous a Trump administration would be when you could frequently hear me giving speeches?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also no indication of Janet returning so…

oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Know a guy that pre-ordered it in 2020.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Delete your twitter account.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago

The Democrats hands are tied, they have to approve the next $2 trillion dollars arms sale of Raytheon knife missiles with child tracking enabled.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you have friends that would be willing to take calls from potential employers and lie about being your manager?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Does he stuff socks into the front of those shoes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Once you reach the poster threshold you can make ghouls heads explode like a string of Christmas lights.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dilbert guy is definitely in the running for the disgruntled awards.

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Concerning (hexbear.net)
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WH PR ghouls are basically Vaushites screaming "cOnTeXt!!" at this point. We saw the video Jack, the sun downing was in full effect.

 
 

The shishitos are getting freaky.

 
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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It's just going to be underpaid immigrants in robot suits isn't it.

 
 

You had to click on the audio file to to hear each comment but everyone was a mumbler, so they allowed a closed caption text box that everyone used with 1 second of audio static.

 
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