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They were created as a CIA operation to terrorize the local Italian-American population into submission. They were used to mentally assault and bully Italian working people within the USA to make them comply to the will of the state.

no hot couch experience is complete without them

Bourgeois

email me on this hex bear forum zone and i'll send you a totinos pizza roll in the mail

My fat ass learned one day that you can deep fry those motherfuckers. It was like a glimpse of Valhalla.

I keep them in my Totino's backpack.

Indoor only

i don't eat anything that comes out of a box or a bag

Death to America

i like to cook them in the oven (get outta here with the microwave you fucking fiends) and squeeze/scrape all the nasty pepperoni/fake marinara out of them and eat just the pizza roll skins.

Depends on how high I am

i think i'm making them in the microwave wrong cuz they always end up kind of chewy. next time i'm gonna try pan-frying

there are two things that are meant to be microwaved that I like: sack refried beans and sack lentils, totinos don't even make the list

Rollin' around at the speed of sound

Got places to go, gotta VISIT TOTINOS

Totino's Party Pizza is the official pizza of the Pizza Vanguard Party. It's right there in the name.

I understand there's a guy who will mail you pizza rolls if you leave a comment in his webzone. Personally I'm not a fan.

I love 'em, though I've discovered I like the Meijer brand ones even more. Their generic game goes kinda hard.

Now that I live in New York I interject into every pizza discussion that pizza rolls started in Minnesota. It's one of my favorite snarky quips to bust out at the bar. The sarcastic folks love it, but every once in a while I get a rise out of someone.