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I think Vivek Ramaswamy was very popular with republicans

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Don’t risk getting arrested. Just say your personal morals will dictate your verdict, or whether the defendant is a dangerous criminal with far reach.

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Yes, generally speaking, the more intelligent you appear the riskier the trial becomes if you’re judging. If they want experts, they’ll pay someone they know will align with their side to show up. As for jurors, they want the average joe. Smart enough to put on his socks and drive to court, but also obedient enough to feel awe and respect for the institutions.

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It may work, but you now have government witnesses to you saying you hate everyone to the point it affects your mental capacities to think and judge and must be excused from society. It will come back to bite you if anything happens in the future.

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If a billionaire businessman who’s famous for cheating workers asks your union to give a speech at his event, he is making fun of you.

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The american brain is made of cheese and gunpowder. It cannot hold a coherent thought

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Assassinating the president to impress Pokimane

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Hogs fly flags of beefy, sweaty donald trump with machine guns on their trucks. They’ll buy anything as long as they think it triggers libs

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I support a Cuban “Israel” project by handing them North Dakota

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He deserves to be shot on the street and left to bleed to death. Not a parody, joke, nor satire. Someone should do it. eric-andre

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Biden called him a hero lol

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Secret Service sources familiar with the failed assassination believe the small caliber, long distance, and shooter’s debilitating health contributed to the missed shots

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Excellent gambit, Mr. President

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He accidentally refers to Xi as a slur, apologizes, then accidentally refers to Xi as Putin but with the same slur

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Answer: None of the above. It’s about saving Santa Claus from kidnappers

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