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[–] [email protected] 134 points 1 month ago (1 children)

devout republican

american civil religion lmoa

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

lmao her husband is dead and she still won't talk to another man without his consent

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

imagine being eternally cucked by a demon in hell lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Who's getting f---ed, the wife or late husband?

[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like supporters who didn't get shot trump-anguish

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

He can't vote for me or donate now so fuck him.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"devout Republican" is so funny.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't get involved in politics but will not take a phone call from the president because they're from the other party is also so funny.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I now feel bad for finding this stuff funny because of course someone going through grief is just communicating a series of loosely connected and incoherent thoughts blob-no-thoughts

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago

I now feel bad for finding this stuff funny because of course someone going through grief

Her husband had a twitter profile where he told the Palestinians to "get over it," among other horrible right-wing things. So don't feel too bad.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

She was married to a white supremacist

I wouldn't feel too bad

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Would you take a call from Brandon while you're sad? If I'm otherwise fine, I'll take a second to start slinging insults and telling him about how happy I would be if he died of natural causes. If I'm already sad I'd just want him to fuck off. I'd spit a little fire at the reporter who asks me follow up questions, but she had the wherewithal to say something cordial, so respect.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“trump has that honest ‘i don’t give a shit about you’ that really resonated with my husband, not this ‘pretend to give a shit for positive media attention’ biden keeps doling out”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I know you've typed this out as a joke but writing it this way actually helps me conceptualize why someone would find Trump appealing.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The president of the United States wants to incoherently mumble condolences at you and you just say no? Honestly that's kind of based, critical support for random chud lady blowing off Biden lmao

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump...

thonk

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

To reactionaries things are only ever political when they don't like them.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump, that's who I'm voting for.

cap-think

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

using the word devout as if it's a religion is just chefs-kiss

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

donald trump has long believed that everyone who has ever died was a sucker and a rube and that he alone is built different. the luckiest, most narrowly avoided assassination attempt in recent memory will only cement this in his mind

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Quantum immortality is real, but we all somehow ended up in the chain of universes where Trump survives.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If one of my family members died I can’t imagine giving a shit about a call from the president even if I was liberal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Perfect opportunity to criticize their policy decisions to their face.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

She'll get over it.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

I uh I uh want to be the uh consoler-in-chief, fat biden-forgor

Vote for me you stupid pig and don't call me! trump-anguish

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She'll be at his first State of the Union speech and everyone will stand and applaud while chanting USA

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, god that's true. And I'm certain Trump's guys will be 100% control of the stream. She starts crying during the U-S-A chants and they zoom in. That night they stick her crying "TEARS OF FREEDOM" face on t-shirts, mugs and such. They don't give her a penny. And she thanks them for it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Please step away from the lathe

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He was a simple man, a man of the earth. A Christian, and a devoted Republican. A father, a husband, and a dedicated Trump supporter.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

In other words, a fucking dumbass

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did Costco rebrand as "the earth?"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

He was a simple man, a man of the earth. A chicken bake enjoyer, and a devoted Kirkland buyer. A father, a husband, and a gold star member.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The american brain is made of cheese and gunpowder. It cannot hold a coherent thought

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

biden-megamind We also would have accepted "high-fructose corn syrup and lead"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Not my presinald.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

critical support to matthew for murking your genocidal husband

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Homie had a whole wife and I'm struggling on the apps.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you tried dating idiots ?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Just in case I get murked like a dog and they start looking through my posts: no comment

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Stay strong and stick to your values comrade. It took a long time....but eventually a raging feminist with a heart powered by pure concentrated misandry who despised the fact that she couldn't choose to stop being attracted to men matched with me if only to dunk on a mediocre white man. We're now 3 years into a relationship living together and travelling the world in our spare time and I've never been happier.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Getchu a man that looks at you like Corey used to look at Trump.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
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