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You can even use this argument to avoid mowing the lawn.

The first thing we need to do to fix healthcare in this country is to decouple health insurance from our jobs. If you lose your job you should not lose your health benefits. And no, cobra is not a substitute.

Nobody wants a five cheese pizza. That is when they break out the weird cheeses.

Hotness aside, I actually prefer the taste of pretty much any pepper over jalapeños.

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If your router/firewall is configured to let these broadcasts through you have a problem. If it is working correctly and you have an attacker on your lan? You have already lost.

I suppose you called them small computer system interface drives instead of SCSI drives too.

At my last job I helped design VUIs, voice user interface. We called them “vooeys”.

I had a coworker who joked that you could tell if a post is load bearing because the saw gets stuck when you are cutting through it.

I would assume so. That would balance the people who live across the country from her.

I swear I saw that in Airplane 2.

Those damn spike traps!