Relevant Sesame Street: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBDlQJMkOlw
Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.
Me too.
If it goes well, I may try it too. Though it may take me a while because I have less agency with groceries.
So... peanut butter, mayonnaise, and pickles is the next step up? Am I understanding correctly?
I'm all in favor of getting people to vote, but it seems out of line to pay people to vote (or at least claim they're going to vote) for your party. Even if the other guys did it first, an eye for an eye makes the world blind.
Ah, okay. Fair enough. I just assumed you forgot.
Came here to say this.
Are you trying to tell me smoking saved his life?
If anyone can make the joke, yes. If it requires obscure circumstances to work, like the other person having a complementary name and hometown, probably not.
I hope not. I like my relevant xkcds.