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Thats gonna be a pretty good ad for therapy

Idk i really wanna kill myself still and always have, even as a little kid.

The Queen pulled out the not fanciest set of cutlery hours

She really wanted to have two boyfriends. Think about it. Two boyfriends. Thats way better

Is Q Shaman on Cameo? I want to get him to sing Buffalo Soldier in the get up

John Fetterman checks himself into a hospital for depression but its accidentally a Palestinian hospital! In theaters this fall

I saw someLefty Tiktok or something that said kid is so severely acoustic* that he physically cant stop hacking into Rockstar. Like he did it again with a fire stick and a tv and a phone

My irl buddy loves repeating that as well

Has anyone here seen The Fabelmans? I really hated that movie. It was nifty when it started and it was 50s nostalgia and how these kooky kids make movies, like the house running out of toilet paper when they make a mummy movie. Then idk Seth Rogen cucks his dad and nobody really seems to care much either way. It leads to a divorce but a super amicable one. Spielberg analogue gets bullied at school but its like one dude leaves a bagel in his locker. Whenever something bad happens, Spielbergs dad buys him film equipment thats really expensive that nobody else wouldve had. Spielberg films his high schools senior skip day, and the jock is like “you made me look too good i can NEVER live up to that. You better not put this in a movie looks at camera and winks” For a day or two after watching the movie I tried thinking about how this scene is about the discrepancy between movies and real life blah blah but then i realized wait its just Spielberg giving himself backhanded compliments. The movie ends with Spielberg going to a movie studio and meeting David Lynch playing John Ford whose only advice is to put the horizon on either the top or the bottom part of the frame. He walks away and the camera adjusts to meet that advice. This ending feels incredibly tacked on and couldve easily felt more natural with a ten second reshoots scene of Young Spielberg fretting about shot composition.

Idk watching the movie will make you way less impressed with Spielberg. Yeah if i had a 1946 birth year headstart, tons of neighborhood kids willing to act/crew in my movie and a rich Dad who works for IBM who constantly kept buying me film equipment, maybe I coulda been Spielberg too. Most people couldve been.

So was Trump the harm reduction candidate in 2020? Can someone smarter than me answer cause it looks that way…

Also lately Ive been thinking itd be funny to get memes n tweets about Trump being the harm reduction candidate trending

I got odd cryptochud vibes that I couldnt put my finger on. I heard they did a video on Twin Peaks The Return and that sounds like a comedy sketch with a narrow appeal.

Clickhole had a meme saying pedos LOVED school zones cause they could check out all the hot kidz and to share this meme to change the speed limit to 85 mph outside schools.