TxzK

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[–] TxzK 13 points 2 months ago

Cats don't give a flying fuck about laws of physics, why would they care about human made drinking laws.

[–] TxzK 17 points 2 months ago

hell yeah 😺

[–] TxzK 6 points 2 months ago

IDK man, I think it belongs in F tier right by the side of the French (🤮) flag

[–] TxzK 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] TxzK 15 points 3 months ago

some people like watching animals, including pigs, grazing on their natural habitat.

[–] TxzK 4 points 3 months ago

[aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯]

[–] TxzK 10 points 3 months ago (5 children)
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[–] TxzK 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I get really upset stomach when I travel. And I have a 6 hour train journey just today. Is the universe trying to tell me something?

[–] TxzK 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is your name Biggus Dickus by any chance?

[–] TxzK 15 points 3 months ago

I wish. I would be cute at least. But I only get to be antisocial :(

[–] TxzK 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

?? I'm OOTL here

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I went out running on the streets of Delhi in a sports bra. Never again. Literally every uncle, aunty, and kid on the road was staring at me with their mouths agape. I am not exaggerating when I say that I saw 80-90 people literally stop and turn around to watch me. Their judgemental eyes left a crawling sensation on my skin. Isn't Delhi supposed to be the capital of this "superpower"? Isn't Delhi supposed to be a "metropolitan" city? Is this what us Indians can do the best, seriously? I'm seriously considering emigrating just based off this one incident. Because the street is different- it's all strangers. What hurt the most is when I got home after everyone woke up. My wife starting crying when I walked into the house. My own kids froze still in terror. My grandmother had a heart attack and collapsed on the floor. May her soul rest in peace. India is not a safe place for balding middle-aged men to go out running in a sports bra and booty shorts.

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Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teac her starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.

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I can't be the only one seeing the... thing, right?

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