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good morning. weather's great today. the sky is partly clouded. it is apology form-o-clock
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I’m fully caught up, it’s peak 
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unironically praying for this shit to reach enough people that it gets a moistcritikal vid on it or something, I don't care about the discourse rot or exclusivity, I am entirely compulsed to share peak with others. did i mention its so fucking good
please god be a hit i need to talk to people about this it's so fucking good
i mean it's been sitting in my library since 2022 
seeing the YA slop discourse is making me negatively polarized into finally sitting down and reading the classics, mfs be illiterate and proud rn and I'm embarrassed to be in the same general set as them (shonen/LN/WN-head)
please share your recommendations below, I'm grabbing what I know but I want to broaden my horizons here. doesn't have to be the classics exactly, just, like, serious (don't know how else to describe it)
current unordered backlog thus far obtained purely through cultural osmosis, very little prior interaction
- Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
- Jane Eyre – Charlotte Brontë
- Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë
- House of Leaves – Mark Z. Danielewski
- Dune – Frank Herbert
'(is this YA? unsure)' - Three-Body Problem – Liu Cixin
- White Noise – Don Delillo
- The City and The City – China Miéville
- October – China Miéville
'(nonfiction?)' - Ulysses – James Joyce
- Blood Meridian – Cormac McCarthy
- The Dispossessed – Ursula K. LeGuin
the powerscalers meeting the fujos like ‘your pookie is a rotation merchant and you yaoi him with a fraud 🙂↔️’ and the fujos are like ‘sorry you just don’t get the tragedy of evwatt 🤡’ and neither of them had been aware of this existing until a week ago
parkour civ midgens (a week ago) calling parkour civ newgens (yesterday) tourists 
finished parkour civilization 2. kino slop
vet and bet/kaf and chaf/pe and fe are respectively the same letter shapes and they usually don't even include the dot to discern it meanwhile tav can have a dot or not and it literally doesn't matter and also there's a third exact same t consonant in tet
honestly my main beef is vav, zayin and final nun. the difference in this image between the former two is barely decipherable and final nun is elongated vav, which, like, what. a grapheme that when chunking could either mean oh, oo, n, z, or v. entirely fucked
Top says ‘nachon Yiddish-Hebraisin tsuzah manishtoim(?) iyo(?) Tel-Aviv’
went to a URJ summer camp for like 10 years, so I can roughly transliterate
i have hired this woman 
to blink at you
how long have animated pfps been fixed for without you fuckers telling me 
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there is literally no other raison d’etre for this post besides the fact that the actor is ethnically Russian
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she lives in Germany! She’s lived there since she was 13! She hasn’t said anything at all about the war! THE STRAW HATS ARE TERRORISTS! NICO ROBIN WORKED WITH THE 
DURING THE TIMESKIP! YOU WOULD 100% CONSIDER THAT TO BE TERRORISM! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT 
they could never make me hate you my stupid chud son Kinta
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that's how it is baby 
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not good for business if both the appearance and function of your products are giving people Lovecraftian breakdowns but you have to do infinite growth in scope so the only way out is to minimize the visual element
still in the oven though 
everything the TV man says must be entertained. it is all well-founded and based on real things that are happening! we must listen and learn to both sides of the aisle
prohitleriat... can go miles on this one 
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DO NOT TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT MONTH. I will be doing nothing but shilling Dandadan