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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago (4 children)

50,000 of these types of voters will ultimately decide the election in Nov.

The average American swing voter

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

"I am a war crimes and imperialism enjoyer, but I need a few personal buttons pressed to win my loyalty first." libbing-out

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A new political calculus will be at play this election - the 'if people keep trying to shoot him, then he must be doing something right!' gambit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

illuminati imaginator To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to try to shoot imaginator illuminati

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

50,000 undecided voters.
50,000 red sweaters.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

This guy's ideology was... confused at best.

Dude was a neocon warmonger and he's in favor of the lady who, despite all her other bullshit, is anti-regime change?

On second thought, maybe he identified with her because her incoherence is relatable.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

JD Vance was following him on twitter lmaooooo

Edit: probably fake :(

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago

JD Vance saw what happened to Trump's last VP and decided to do a preemptive strike.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Ah fuck they literally just nuked his profile.

Some legend bothered to archive it https://archive.ph/Ttjem

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

nuking that is so orwellian LMAO. literal memory holed, thought police style.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

But if they don’t wipe it clean people are going to get radicalized by his uhhhh retweets of Haley’s event schedules

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Guy's posting all L's.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Just went to find it and noticed the username doesn't look right. Guess it was probably fake.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

If you come for the king, you best not miss.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Wonder how well a Republican would do in the primary in 2028 on a "Trump should be [redacted]" platform

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

I would probably consider it for a non-zero moment in time as pretty funny

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Lmfao. Imagine throwing your life away, like almost certainly going to ADX Florence, for Vivek it Rhymes with Cake Ramaswamy. Trump assassins being the goober of christmas past is the funniest timeline.

edit: the BBC is expanding more on his ideology: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c8dp10d4vq2t?post=asset%3A7a4a9659-358e-4e1d-b9c8-48a83ac61600#post

Social media profiles show suspect's pro-Ukraine and conspiratorial postspublished at 01:01 British Summer Time 01:01 BST

By Mike Wendling

We’ve been looking at social media profiles which match the name of the alleged suspect Ryan Wesley Routh and have profile pictures that resemble a man allegedly pictured at the scene.

Routh was deeply involved in efforts to get foreign fighters into Ukraine to battle against the Russian Army.

One Facebook post from July read in part: “Soldiers, please do not call me. We are still trying to get Ukraine to accept Afghan soldiers and hope to have some answers in the coming months… please have patience.”

We’ve uncovered news reports and videos showing he travelled to Ukraine in the past. Donald Trump’s lukewarm support for Ukraine’s war effort has been an issue on the campaign trail, and we’ll expect to hear more about the suspect’s possible ties to Ukraine.

There are also pro-Palestinian, pro-Taiwan and anti-China messages on his profile, including allegations about Chinese “biological warfare” and references to the Covid-19 virus as an “attack”.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pro-Palestenian in there is a surprise but the rest does look like standard neocon

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

idk what his posts were that they're talking about, but in current imperialist western media parlance, "pro-Palestine" is having any position other than "gaza is hamas and not giving full-throated support to Israel's right to Ustaše-level sadism in their righteous cleansing of the land is anti-semitic"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I figure he was just an anti-Semite who hated Jewish people and Israel.

I met a rabid anti-Semite that was anti-Israel. Stopped talking to him when that came out.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've seen libs be very confused by this guy being a pro-Ukraine and pro-Taiwan NATO chud, because in their demented manufactured worldview only a lib can support all those things.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

peter-running Don't look at the Christchurch shooter's manifesto!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

if you only speak Russian or Ukrainian, don't worry, wholesome liberal democrat freedom-fighters Azov, with assistance of Russian Nazis who fled to Ukraine in the 2010s when they started getting criminalized and cracked down on gotchu covered

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

the CNN gooning mass shooter lmao

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The radical leftists can't even muster up the courage to send a single assassin folks.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

These radical leftists are not sending their best

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

We aren't sending anyone

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He made the "Euogh" sound effect as he got riddled with cop bullets

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I've seen that doom mod.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit I'm pretty sure I work with this guy! (Not really, he was in today)

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

people are allowed to have hobbies outside work 😒

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Just your average neolib centrist swing voter

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

SEE, HE IS A RADICAL LEFT WINGER BECAUSE HE WANTS A NON-WHITE GUY!! - frothingfash

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I knew they were going to be a right winger, but i would not have ever guessed it was a Vivek Ramaswamy stan

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this how he honors the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?

Shame.

On.

Him.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do not vote this November, Moon-and-Star.

The great houses of Morrowind have already gerrymandered Red Mountain to reduce the influence of Dagoth Ur (the God) and the ash zombies who reside in Dagoth Ur (the place).

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

How can you be so naive?

No recount or parlimentarian can save you now. There is no escape!

Come. Lay down your ballots. It's not too late for my mercy! i-voted

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Live Alandro Sul reaction: pathetic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Hahahaha, any day one can laugh at Tulcels is a good day. Tulcels in shambles

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