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"Reporter Commits Suicide by Ordering Home Robot to Bludgeon Them to Death"

Make sure you bring out the unseasoned potato salad when he shows up at the BBQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Excuse me, waiter! This tapioca isn't bland enough!

You underestimate the extent to which God is willing to commit to his greatest bit. The man will live and continue to run for president for 40 more years.

Inside sources say there were no protestors, the bugs just appeared

I cannot believe that people think Biden stepped aside amicably just because he didn't call Harris a removed in his resignation letter. A week ago reporters said he was old-man raging against the people who had turned against him and "betrayed him," boo fucking hoo, and now in forty eight hours libs have completely whitewashed him into some selfless hero with an astounding political IQ.

As if he wasn't lying in bed with a fever mumbling about Gerald Ford when his advisors told him that the DNC was gonna cut off all funding and handed him that pre-written letter to sign.

What's the timeline until someone introduces legislation to make it illegal to work from home?

Don't worry, we've solved this problem! Now you can type a command into your computer and an AI program can misinterpret the request and provide a nonsensical response based off of random garbage scraped from Quora! The future is cool!

Yeah it was crazy, after years of having to trick him into drinking water by mixing it in with his wet food, I caught him licking water off the shower floor and and decided to try putting a bowl out again, and just like that he was fine.

Also, FWIW they sell little cat water fountains that look like dribbling faucets, maybe your girl would like one of those?

Elevators are basically trains at 90°