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It's funny how easy it is to sus out a new account being deliberately reactionary. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I made the screenshot. Hell yeah

i fucked you're mom AMA in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I'm mom? Hell yeah. Gonna name this kid like a stray cat. Maybe either Stromboli or Cat Benetar.

Anybody else like dissolving boxed mac cheese powder in a nice glass of ice water and drinking it? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

GOOD post

Southern women still call me "sweetheart", which means I have not yet experienced twink death 😊 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Bless your heart" can be positive. It just swings between a sincere suggestion of pity and sorrow for your predicament, to "You are dead to any knowledge or succor of the divine"

Southern women still call me "sweetheart", which means I have not yet experienced twink death 😊 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That's if they call you Darlin'.

I've solved Bigfoot, no need to thank me. (CW: spiders) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Good post

Comment un this thread to shit your pants instantly in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Im no coward

We know Bigfoots don't exist because if they did, capital would use them as free manual labor in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Big feet aren't ideal for regimented factory or agricultural labor, and thus deemed to have no economic benefit & were slowly driven to extiction by habitat encroachment, with the 2020 California wildfires wiping out the last known flock.

What factors do you think contributed to the "Reddit Hivemind"? How do you believe it can be avoided? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Remove downvotes. Unironically, its a good idea. Requires people to actually engage with something if they disagree rather than just downvote and move on. Gets people talking & raises user engagement. Will be an uptick in shitflinging for a short while till all the assholes out themselves, get banned, and site culture improves from that alone.

No Room in Hell: How tech and games are desperately rotting (Jimquisition) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Rot desperate singles in YOUR area!

Was nobody gonna tell me that Elton John actually slaps in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good musician, but he never apologized for "Crocodile Rock" and i gotta deduct all points for that.

The tragedy of himbo death in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

nerd

Cucumbers are from the cucurbeanis family, as opposed to true beanii from the ligmagume family.

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No drinks at drive (hexbear.net)
 

Illegal. Too fun.

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I can't tell if this is horribly aged or entirely before it's time. Broadcast television shitposting from 1969. (youtu.be)
 

I seriously cannot tell if i'm enjoying this. Someone else needs to be subjected to this. Should railroad this through as a movienight interstitial.

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My Oneplus 8 shit the bed and I can't get the correct repair parts because it's got redesigned for burgerland release or something. (hexbear.net)
 

Fuck phones. What overpriced POS should i get as replacement?

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Big Bloop Balls (hexbear.net)
 

The "Bloop" was an ultra-low-frequency, high amplitude fard detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. By 2012, earlier speculation that the sound originated from a marine animal was replaced by NOAA's description of the sound as being consistent with noises generated via non-aquatic paristalsis originating from coleorectal movements such as shittin, or through feceo-scrotal claving events.

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Hey chat, how do i get beard oil out of my urethra? (hexbear.net)
 

Asking for my roommate

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Carpooling is just train cosplay (hexbear.net)
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Thinking about taking up pica recreationally (hexbear.net)
 

Putting ground gypsum board into snuss pouches to ease my way in. Will update.

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FRIDAY MOVIE NIGHT - "Collateral"(2004) & "The Northman"(2022) & "Bonnie and Clyde"(1967) - PLAYING AT 04:00MSK (live.hexbear.net)
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~~Cytube is being naughty, rerouting to the old cytube until it starts playing the files i give it.~~

Cytube lives? If it shits the bed again, backup Here

Collateral(2004) - Its like "Phonebooth"(2002) meets "The Transporter"(2002), also I havent seen it, but its clearly that.

CWs- Violence, mild woogin'

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DoestheDogDie?

The Northman(2022) - Shameless Game of Thrones cash-in, smdh

CWs- Violence, Animal abuse, SA, Drug use, Child abuse, Its a viking movie, Chuds probably love this

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DoestheDogDie

BONUS! Bonnie and Clyde(1967) - Relationship goalz

CWs - Violence, Woogin', So many cops die 070707

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DoestheDogDie?

Probably getting off work late tonight, may have to ask one of the cytube crew to queue it up.

Links-

Collateral

The Northman

BonnieandClyde

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FRIDAY MOVIE NIGHT - "The Sting"(1973) & "Rope"(1948) - PLAYING AT 04:00 MSK (live.hexbear.net)
 

Ooooweeee we got some crime dramas tonight!

The Sting(1973) - It's like the Godfather with more slapstick humor & ragtime music.

CWs- Violence, Woogin, racial slurs

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DoestheDogDie?

Rope(1948) - Cluedo, the movie!

CWs- Mild violence, alcoholism

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DoestheDogDie?

Also, in bad news, my work schedule is changing. I'm working every Friday now through the showtimes. Things have been stacking up in my personal life for a minute & I'm worried I wont be able to give the movie nights the attention they need. I'm going to try to finish out September, but offically looking for volunteers. Will pester the rest of the cytube crew about it later tonight.

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FRIDAY MOVIE NIGHT - Django(1966) & Akira(1988) & SUPRISE 3RD MOVIE Happy Together(1997) - PLAYING AT 04:00MSK - (live.hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Django(1966)(Not the Tarentino one) - Cowboys kill Klanners.

CWs- Violence, Torture, Wooging, Looting, Tooting, Cowboy Shooting

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Does the Dog Die?

Akira(1988) - OG movie night movie; Boy fights esper manbabies, the illuminati, and cumbears.

CWs- Violence, Gore, SA, Body Horror, a dog does in-fact die

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Does the Dog Die

Happy Together(1997) - boykisser

CWs- Seggs, Woogin, Dead animals

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Does the Dog Die?

Having a bit of trouble sourcing everything this month. If you feel like volunteering sourcing or coverting video codecs, DM me. Otherwise I mayyyyyy end up doing the Tremors septology.

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FRIDAY MOVIE? NIGHT - "Breaking Bad"((S3E12-13)2010) & "Godzilla"(1954) - PLAYING AT 04:00 MSK (live.hexbear.net)
 

Morning everyone. Posting this way early. Will ping closer to showtime.

Breaking Bad(2010): Season 3, Episode 12 - We're not supposed to do this anymore.

Breaking Bad(2010): Season 3, Episode 13 - William H. Pitsenbarger Jr. gets owned by the Viet Cong so hard they give him a medal over it to feel better.

CWs- Violence, Sex work, Drug use, Waltah

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Godzilla(1954) - Kaiju Night again. Been awhile.

CWs- Camp violence, Lizard

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DoestheDogDie

See you there. Love you all.

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I got my wife on you (hexbear.net)
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She is beautiful and i love her.

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