NTA - You should give her an opprotunity to really experience the comforts & capabilities of the cybertruck. I suggest car-camping from the trunk in a grueling month-long cross-country roadtrip to the grand canyon(or other steep embankment) ala A Goofy Movie™️.
Having two pets is a lot, but it is a good idea to try and get your cat as used to as many different people and animals as you can while they're young. Cats raised in complete isolation tend to be the scaredy-cats that hide under the bed when your mailman comes.
That cybertruck is never going to make it out of that field on the cover without rutting into the ground and bricking itself.
I've been expecting you to shit yourself.
She zal'in on my text till I go
I still harbor thoughts of trying to become a firefighter, but I'm not sure I've got the discipline for it.
If you can get in shape to pass a physical once at hiring, the only other dicipline needed is dealing with fucky vibes combo of frathouse/barracks/hunting lodge that every firehouse cultivates like mildew.
What's stopping you from doing that right now though?
You could pee in their suitcase
I already do. We will become befrailed befuddled plaguestrels. Your heartbeat is a doomdrum.
I've had covid like, 4 times confirmed now? Lmao im gonna have early alzheimers
I feel like both is appropriate. Mine's about rapunzels's dick, so yeah.
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481
I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.
However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.
I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.
Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.
"The Craft"(1996) - Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman utilize their family heritage of dark magic to resurrect their terrible boyfriend, and must summon the perfect himbo to fight him.
CWs- Violence, SA, child abuse, rascism, shitload of spiders & sneks
"John Wick: Chapter 4" - It's "Shoot-em-up" but with dogs instead of people or something. IDK, I've never seen a John Wick movie.
CWs- Violence, Animal Abuse, a director that probably thought "Wanted"(2008) was a good movie
Next Nomination thread for September coming up this weekend, unless i get really busy and/or high.
Thanks to our beautiful mods, the cytube crew, our Fed handlers, and Viewers like you! 
We heard you like watching boys, dont you?
Strawberry & Chocolate (1993) - Documentary on the discovery of Neopolitan Ice-Cream.
CWs- Seggs, Suicidal ideations
Pumping Iron (1977) - This one is just porn.
CWs- Drug use, Arnold Schwarzenegger says "Cum"
TRIPLE FEATURE CAUSE THIS MOVIE IS ALSO HIMBOTASTIC!
Thr Barbarians(1987) - The 1980's cocaine abuse epidemic blessed us with this.
CWs- Booba, Campy violence, animal abuse
Somebody crosspost this around the federation and tell them its Himbo night
You could sous-vede a steak medium-well in about 3ish hours at that temp.