Zozano

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where? Asking for a friend...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Sure, but not really using it again, right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Self awarewolf?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Bethesda, my dick has a fanbase of one.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ken, I'll be real with you.

The real reason you're not getting your dick wet is because you aren't announcing you want to connect, sexually.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Find a partner who looks similar to Crush, replace their wardrobe with virtually identical clothes to Crush, along with haircut, perfume, etc.

Constantly visit shops close to Crush's house, so it's "coincidence" when you bump into Crush and Partner.

From there, before they can talk their way out of an awkward situation, joke about how they look like twins, and that fantasy has always appealed to you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The bar is low.

They both are skilled in the art of talking a lot while saying nothing.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago

Lawful evil

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I've only got $50, can someone loan me the other half, and I'll pay you back when I've got that $10,000

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

At least they have precident now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Corrected, thanks friend.

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