VAC bans are only for cheating in games, you shouldn't get one. Can't say the same about getting your account locked though, but Valve usually doesn't do stuff like that

That's what I was thinking reading this

I want know where you live, but I'm my area USPS almost ALWAYS leaves a pink slip. FedEx actually gives me the package

My McDonald's still has this

Yes people this is satire is obvious. Get off the Internet a bit

I don't have delusions that's why I go through an existential crisis every day

Goes hard

What the fuck

Aliens finding this image in the future: these humans are weird, imagining how we think and stuff

When they didn't fake pictures in ads

Sugar. Cocaine version was long gone by now