I want to understand the bridge that takes you from not believing in medicine but believing pathogens exist.
this post was submitted on 17 May 2024
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Delusions are among my favorite aspects of humanity! Everyone has some, they’re universal. Some are just far crazier than others. In this person’s case, they’ve been group mentality’d into a health cult out of either fear, insecurity, or a superiority complex. Delusions are so fun.
I'm in my 30s but still think I can become an F1 driver some day! Just need to get a go-kart to learn how to race and pull all the sponsorships, then get my big break and call up from McLaren.
Does anyone have Zak Brown's number?
What are some common harmless delusions?
That you’re doing a good job at work and people don’t disparage you when you leave the room. That one keeps me sane, it’s a load bearing delusion.
Joking aside, a simple feeling of control in situations you have little control over and the capacity to influence luck are both incredibly common and do little to no harm.
I don't have delusions that's why I go through an existential crisis every day
Try on a couple to see how they fit. Give yourself little delusions. As a treat!
I'll take one delusion please, make it random I'm feeling spicy!
You feel like you’re being followed when in dim light, but believe that complete darkness affects your pursuer more than it does you. Enjoy the time cost of compulsive light bulb replacement or choose neglect and stubbed toes. Have fun choosing your dining experiences based on lumens.
Jokes on you. I always think I'm doing a bad job but I keep getting promotions and raises.
And I always assume people disparage me when I leave the room.
I've operated under the assumption that everyone's polite to my face, but can't stand being around me since high school.
It's always been easy to believe because I don't think I'd be interested in being acquainted with someone like me if I was somebody else.
Everything I've accomplished in life has just been exceedingly rare blind luck.
Animal welfare standards in the meat and dairy industry, for one. Well, harmless for the consumer at least.
Halleloo.
I have this here meth pipe which should help a lot.
See? Crystals are magic
Met a dude during the first covid year, he was completely honest when he told me he smokes meth to kill anything in his lungs because theres no way covid could survive all the meth smoke.
Here, smoke this.
Wow... I didn't know what "dry fasting" was. It just means not drinking any liquids for extended periods and in extreme cases not even touching water even to bathe! My question is if they are abstaining from any liquid intake, where are they getting the urine from 😰😰😰
Also, do these people seriously just walk around all day long reeking like piss?
That's so bad for your kidneys! And yes they do.
Can’t stink if you don’t abide.
Stupid funny
I can’t smell like piss because I don’t abide to western standards. Urine is natural, anyone who thinks smelling like your body’s natural excretions will be banished from the kingdom of heaven. Namaste.
What is this, reverse homeopathy?
𝘏𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘰pathy, honey
They need to consume as little water as possible to make that extra concentrated therapeutic urine
Have to save it up in jars ahead of time.
Is this a new twitch meta? /s
Didn't you read it? They said they would dry fast... and drink. Duh. /s
Oh ok, so they mean they would die. They are saying they would die in that scenario. Got it.
Idk about that, dying sounds like a medical name.
Every hippie I know would call her a moron.
Just rip all the warning labels off of everything and let god sort it out.
Don’t worry, they wouldn’t believe the labels anyway
Steve Jobs famously believed he could remove mucus from his body, which caused him to stink. No mucus, no body odor. His entire life, when people told him he stinks, he would reply that wasn't possible because he removed that which caused body odor.
So is urine the new Robitussin?
I wouldn't develop that because I don't abide by medical names.
Jesus Christ.
taps forehead Can't have a disease if I don't agree it exists.