Mine is called Robert π
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I have a bidet thing on my toilet that costed just 30 Euro. You don't have to clean your ass by yourself ever again. It just does it for you. Was also raised with wet wipes but trust me a bidet upgrade for your toilet is like magic!
We have the beer party π»
As a person who just had psychosis 2 days ago, go to people who understand you and where you feel safe π₯² Don't call the police because a swat team will arrive ππ Endure it until you actually are at the safe place ππ
Drink wine
Just replace sleep and food with amphetamines πββοΈ
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Dude just get a bidet thing that you can install under your toilet seat. Just get one, don't question it! Best 30 β¬ I've ever spent!
The thing is that with this you don't have to clean your ass anymore, it just does it by itself! You don't have to do anything anymore πββοΈ and it's really not strange to use it. One may think it would feel strange but you'll see. Just get one! Everyone should have one πββοΈπ
Nowadays I use Qwant and it's working great. If you use Google with a VPN it's always asking for captchas π
You can also disable that in the menu. I bought a brother printer and it said that the toner was empty so I purchased a new toner cartridge but then I disabled the warning and I'm still on the original toner. And I printed so much stuff with it, it's like it never runs out π