i saw this post, i was like "oh yeah the canvas was a thing, i wonder if that turned out as gross as i expected" so i went and opened it up.

I counted 13 separate my little ponies just as immediate pattern recognition, then forcefully took my eyes away from the ponies and saw that the biggest things on the canvas are german and british flags.

Lmao anything to avoid admitting it's a lost cause

They should've surrendered under whatever terms necessary 2 days into the conflict

He was shooting into a crowd of people, at least one person was killed. Shooting back at him was pretty much the only option

Dear Melania,

Do not contact me again. You're disgusting and so is your feral hog of a husband.

Signed, America

1. Harris can't beat trump imo, she's too openly and coherently ghoulish.

2. Even if she did, trump would never admit defeat to anyone under any circumstance ever.

Fair point, but their reaction at the capitol was tactically logical. There's nothing important just lying around there, nothing to lose really by letting the crowd in and watching them tire themselves out with all the energy of the dog that caught the car.

I can't think of a way letting this guy shoot at trump was tactically sound, except maybe in the sense that they'd have less explaining and/or paperwork to do than if they'd shot someone who technically hadn't yet done anything objectively aside from have a gun.

Honestly though it does kind of feel like I'm learning that the incompetence I see every day in every stage of American life is truly more complete than I thought. This evil machine used to be run by competent fascist soldiers, and they've all died or retired in luxury and now the whole thing is operated by goop-brained failsons who can barely outgun a teenager.

More than 1 cent per calorie

No kidding, I thought secret service guys were supposed to be hardcore or whatever. How the hell are they letting somebody point a gun at their charge from not even that far away? I'm not saying it's necessarily what should have been done, but if you asked me what I thought would happen in this scenario I'd have said he would have been turned into swiss cheese from like 10 angles the moment he lifted the sight to his eye

Some guy: Mickey Mouse

everyone else: holy shit this is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard

I'm not sure I understand the appeal of these guys as entertainers but I'm glad they were having fun

I mean I guess as far as I'm concerned money has always been fake. Oh, this useless shiny rock is worth this amount of your flour today because of how rare the shiny rock is and how rare your flour is and the fact that the shiny rock has been cast into some king's face or whatever? Yeah okay, sure, whatever you say dude.

When shit really hits the fan, money is always worthless. You can't feed your kids or stave off dehydration with all the jewels in the world, any more than you can with the magic numbers in your online bank portal. It's an abstraction we use when society is functioning as normal to make the exchange of stuff go smoother, and in that sense it's working the same as it always has.

Idk I'm not an economist or anything

i would vote for this guy

braaaaaaaaaaiiinssssss...