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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's a signs of parkinons, very classic sign. So common it's called "parkinsons shuffle."

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nah, officials said the Parkinson’s doctor that’s been to the White House 8 times in the past several months was definitely not there to see the president, so don’t believe your lying eyes

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Uhh, they were for our beautiful veterans who are in and out of the white house for their regular parkinsons checkup. And it would be immoral to give you the names of these veterans who are very real.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

I would say that’s crazy, but actually it is completely normal for an 81-year-old

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago

a literal doddering old man. eat shit you senile fuck, you deserve the torture of being president

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

really more of a Monster Mash or Thriller situation, i think.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Yeah that little side shuffle could definitely be a thriller step

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

Braaaaaaaiiiiinnns

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Achieving Burns' intermittent energy would be a massive upgrade for Brandon. I don't see him doing a song and dance number showing off his vest made from real gorilla chest

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

This shit is why I don't think the Trump shooting was staged, completely unnecessary

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

even fdr could do a better walk than that

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

May the ghosts of 100,000 Palestinian children haunt his every step

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Over one hundred thousand Palestinian children at today's estimate. 200000-250000 murdered and over 1/2 under 18

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

kitty-cri-screm it's a stutter

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i don't doubt that he is using one behind the scenes and his handlers just rip it out of his hands before shoving his befuddled ass out in front of the cameras

That's why he's been a half hour late to all of his recent public appearances, old man strength can be surprising sometimes. It probably takes like 3 or 4 lanyard dorks to pry his fingers off the handlebars each time

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's still got pretty good posture tho. And that seems like the sort of thing that would leak by now.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is some real getting grandpa to the shower type vibes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

This is some real getting grandpa to the funeral type vibes

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

If he starts hopping I'm gonna assume he's gone full Jiangshi.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

There's an old man [unintelligible] I was in the Senate for a long time and the IDEA, anyway . . .

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

mummy president lets go

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

lenin-crush-capitalism MUST CRUSH THE LEFT

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

My president. He's going to beat DRUMPF easily this year soviet-huff

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

This is getting sad. He's not even himself anymore. They're just torturing some dude

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

alex-aware He's actually perfectly functional but the choom gang keeps sneaking Biden huge amounts of pot brownies when no one is looking. Poor guy is just trying to get a snack biden-nibble

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was dicking around on YouTube earlier today and got "got" by a fake video clip of Biden giving a speech about ending his run for the re-election.

Then I pop in to hexbear and see this and I start thinking that he might not be able to give a speech about not running for re-election if he wanted to.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

You put the phrase "I am dropping out of the race and resigning from my position as President" on the teleprompter and there's like an 80% chance he croaks it out before he realizes what he's saying.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's totally got Parkinson's. I have a relative with it that walks like that, except he gets to have a walker.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

He got the standing lessons down pat but his slurry brain forgot the walking lessons biden-pain

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Oh brother 🥱 I called this shit when it was in its infancy (as did millions of others with eyes)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

He walks like Mr Burns.

What's funny is that if Trump was this bad, Liberals would be talking about how you'd have to be insane not to see that the man is not fit for the post.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Again, think of how flagrantly the Dems are telling their base to eat shit lmao

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I applaud Biden's form, it's a sensible form, but I implore him to go further. He should drink from the puddle to show Donald Trump that he isn't gay."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Genocide Joe walks like a Sims vampire.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

For some reason I feel the urge to watch Day of the Dead tonight

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Is this a viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Nosferatu movie?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The T-Rex Waddle

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

He's just walking in his lab, late one night. Whomst amongust hastent?

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