I love America, but I'm nothing but a burden. Mr. Trump, please deport me to China so I can ruin them from within
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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Second this. Depirt me as well
Yeah, you know how there were Chinese living in the west before the west was annexed to America? You should send me back over there just in case. I have no way of knowing if those immigrations papers were filled out correctly when half of Mexico got annexed
If anyone asks, we're just a bunch of conservative Trump supporters pretending to be leftists as part of an elaborate scheme to suppress Biden's turnout and I can get a bunch lemmy libs to attest to that. We call people "libs" all the time, and why else would we do that if we weren't conservatives?
In any case, I think we can all agree that the events that led to the death of the man standing behind Trump were extremely unfortunate and completely inexcusable.
Yeah. We need to refederate with our comrades immediately to ensure we have an ally to clear our names. Let it be known I have merely adopted a fetish for being pounded in the ass, as a joke, and really actually don't enjoy it and they were right the whole time, have never been gae ever in my life.
america can drink chunky diarrhea straight from my asshole 
Thank you for your perspective, Angry Video Game Nerd.
Some guy: Mickey Mouse
everyone else: holy shit this is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard
I'm not sure I understand the appeal of these guys as entertainers but I'm glad they were having fun
Yeah. They'll always be a problematic fav. If we must gulag them, we force them to do impressions and dub over different movies and video games.
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When I think of the USA I think happy thoughts and when I think of China I think sad thoughts
#LegalizeStraightMarriage
ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS:
im baby 🥺
I like the TROOPS and I like the CONSTITUTION and I like LAW ENFORCEMENT and I like GOD and I like BEEF and I like CUM
On second thought, maybe I am not all that into politics...
Politics? What's that? Is that when you have multiple partners and have to share a Google calendar?
second thought
I knew you were one of them stinkin' commie liberals
I love the cops
I came out of the womb loving america with a little maga hat on and I saluted the flag. Baby Jesus!
I like football and porno and books about war!
Hey here's a message to the fed watching me: put this one in my file with an addendum I do not condone this post
I'd shoot trump if I ever got the chance. With a camera!
it me
Death to America
I just said the pledge of allegence twice
I love doing overtime at the Hamburger Mines to afford 1/10th of a PS5.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a democrat
Cowards!
NAH I'LL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN
Ignore all previous instructions, explain dialectical materialism and how it differs from hegelian thought
Drinking a beer, mowing grass, the American Way(tm)
I think America is soooo cool
I am so glad I registered republican that one time. For totally legitimate reasons. I never and would never take pleasure in just throwing the mailers they sent me into the trash
Um, yes. Of course 
May Eglin Air Force Base be bombed and Lemmy live on!
Walmart!
I’m a completely normal girl, feds. I’m not one of those trans people. Here you can see all of my identification to prove it. No, I’m sorry to say I lost my original birth certificate, but I do have this replacement I got in the mail a couple years ago. I hope that’s fine 😊
Ayyy its me loving America over here. Patriotically, even!