bumblebeehellbringer

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Way to make tiktok sound so much more based than it really is

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the kids who were punished for saving their classmates from asthma attacks. One was punished for "sharing a controlled substance", an inhaler, and the other was punished for carrying a kid to the nurse after the teacher told the class to stay in their seats while she waited for an email response from the nurse, even after the kid had collapsed on the floor from minutes of not being able to breathe. https://archive.is/xwnju

[–] [email protected] 144 points 9 months ago (1 children)

THERE ARE TRANS PEOPLE WHO GET KILLED IN EVERY GENOCIDE

THERE ARE TRANS PEOPLE GETTING GENOCIDED IN PALESTINE

STOP THINKING ONLY WESTERN QUEERS MATTER

STOP THINKING ONLY WESTERN QUEERS EXIST

EVERY GENOCIDE KILLS QUEERS

QUEER PEOPLE ARE IN EVERY GROUP EVEN IF YOU DON'T SEE THEM

YES EVEN IN GROUPS OF "THE STRAIGHTS" OR "THE CIS" IT'S CALLED CLOSETING

seriously white queer genocidal takes are really pissing me off. Don't let our communities be twisted to supporting this vile bloodshed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How to get content without breaking the bank and without needing to become more tech literate:

  1. Open your relationship or otherwise change to ethical non-monogamy
  2. Collect dates/partners
  3. Keep going until one or more of them knows how to acquire content and share it with you for free

Joking because it takes a lot of work/learning/research to do the ethical part of ethical non-monogamy. Learning to sail the seas would be easier.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Also: sometimes, don't ask your boss. Just do it.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is what happens when society is centered around profit. The need of the institution to avoid liability, potential liability, is put higher than a person's life. The staff member probably feared they'd lose their job or be retaliated against if they made a real decision. The boss made a choice to defend the institution at any cost.

What a fucked up system.

Life saving necessities are right there and they're systematically denied to the ones who need them. We have enough housing to house the homeless. We have enough food to feed the hungry. We have enough medicine to heal the world. Yet doing all these things is a threat to profit, and so instead we feed bodies into the profit grinder, and the capitalists become rich and powerful on their blood.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Ok what if they started doing sperm races like they make an obstacle course for the sperms and then the one who gets the job is the one whose sperm completes the rat maze first. ✅ Sexist ✅Transphobic ✅ Petty and bizarre ✅The monkey NFT people need something new to occupy their time ✅High barrier to entry because you need sperm performance enhancing drugs AND drugs to hide your sperm performance enhancing drugs ✅High potential for workplace harassment ✅Gives CEO's a chance to wank as a tax write-off ✅"Yes of course I'm working honey, I'm preparing my resume" ✅Weird "genetic superiority" complex accessible ✅Supports return-to-office corporate real estate investments because you can't race sperms over zoom ✅A sperm race in a rat maze, they can call it the Rat Race ™️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

bats are good though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

ooh can there be screeching too?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I think another one may have already started

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer. She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.

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