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I miss my mom’s cooking.

I might have some kind of stomach condition—I fart too much 💨💨💨

Holy shit. I figured out my password.

Sup, libs?

Let he, who is without a cum, cast the first load.

Good clean fun

I remembered the Macarena video and it warmed my heart

My girl made brownies. This is why I’m 20 pounds too heavy.

“Listen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”

Ya. You like touché?