“Listen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”
el_principito
joined 4 years ago
Ya. You like touché?
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There you go
My wife is snoring and I can’t sleep. But I also can’t disturb her cuz she’s cute
Got my covid booster and the flu shot. My arms fucking hurt so much.
I went grocery shopping last night and didn’t buy eggs cuz I thought we had some. We don’t.
Now I have everything for a full breakfast except the eggs.
“Zombies on Fentanyl” — new grindcore band-name just dropped
I got my cats new fancy toys
Fool was brainwormed as shit: talking about stoves, Brandon, and trans-hate on his Twitter.
My girl made brownies. This is why I’m 20 pounds too heavy.