erie09

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Saying 'completely turned my life around' is normal, but saying 'turned my life around 360°' (rather than 180) is stupid. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

I cast Hold Person, then attack with my warhammer. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I am invisioning a snake coiled into a spring shape saying "dOn'T sTeP oN mE" and I really want to smash it

What are the most mindblowingly creative, inventive, or otherwise otherworldly albums you know of? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Savage sinusoid - Igorrr

aliens. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

"Fresh wave of titters"

Best I can do... in c/[email protected]
Martial superiority in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Shrek

yeet in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 107 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Seeing as the plant kept the flower and ditched the leaf. I conclude that plants also prefer sex over food.

Funniest sentence wins in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

"Awww, my sunglasses were in there!"

Study finds anti-piracy messages backfire, especially for men in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Now I'm gonna piracy even harder

Now we just need one for Cheddar 🧀 in c/[email protected]
Ex-GOP lawmaker describes Trump as smelling like a mix of armpits, ketchup and a butt in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

#trumpsmells

Reading when hungry in c/[email protected]
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