fitjazz

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 23 hours ago

A buddy of mine was talking to his doctor not long after he turned 50 and he was complaining about some random pain. The doctor told him "You know all that stupid stuff you did when you were younger? That's what hurts now."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I got example 1 verbatim about a month ago complete with Google street view picture of my house. Jokes on them, all of my porn viewing is on an ancient tablet that does not have a front facing camera.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Remember, they are pro-control not pro-life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm so glad at least one person got the reference.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Don't forget to bounce a graviton particle beam off the main detector dish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Might want to look into dirt bike protective gear. I am personally a fan of Leatt but there are loads of brands to choose from. I have never ridden a horse wearing dirt bike gear but I have hit the ground and trees many, many, times while dirt biking and it has served me well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The .uk is just from the instance that I joined, I am in the US Southeast. I've eaten blackberries all over Alabama, Tennessee, and North Carolina. I guess I just have a higher tolerance for crunching up seeds than some people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I have never in all my years of eating blackberries heard of anyone spitting the seeds out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On the one hand I love battle Miatas, on the other hand I would much rather see NAs being kept as original as possible at this point. If I were going to do this I would start with an NC for sure.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I didn't typically make a habit out of arguing with money but Brian Eno is actually a pretty cool guy.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

For some reason my wife's Google photo face recognition thinks our grey cats are my sister in law.

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