they never actually took it sorry if i was misleading at all

there's a bee hive nearby, which is arguably a slime in some respects.

the worker simply walks away. Do you follow them, or wish to do something else?

You rolled a 16.

You have managed to manifest "ye flask". It is a flask adorned with the image of Kanye West. You have no idea what a flask nor what a kanye is.

you roll a 10.

you manage to find one of the workers tending to the exterior of the castle and hand them the dung ball, telling them to treasure this.

they ask you to leave the premises.

the peasant you are sending these thoughts to think that this isn't a good idea. What do you do?

unfortunately there's not that much dung in this area, as you are right outside of the castle walls and someone cleans up any poop that shows up.

you do find a single rolled up ball from a dung beetle. the beetle is upset about this.

you have obtained 1x small dung ball.

you introduce yourself to yourself and ask yourself about the zinc rock.

it didn't taste great or anything. kinda like mud. but it made you feel slightly better.

fuck you rolled a 19.

you uh, manage to suck on a rock made of about 40% zinc. your zinc deficiency debuff has been cured.

-Zinc Deficiency Debuff

+3 HP and Max HP

+.25 Atk

alright, you roll a 13.

you successfully manage to jog for 5 minutes, then release your bladder onto the castle walls. nobody's really at this part of the castle walls.

your piss does smell bad, but you have also never showered in your life, so, to you it doesn't smell like much of anything.

you look around. you're in a public space in your village or hamlet or settlement or whatever.

there's some other peasants, someone's peeing in a ditch and someone's swallowing an entire orange.

about 800 meters away there is a castle, though, you don't see any obvious nobility just lounging about.

yeah that's the joke i actually have wasps in my room (bug) and they haven't bothered me (yet) so i'm just letting them peacefully starve to death instead of exterminating them