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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I knew one teacher that would drink one Code Red a day.

Another was addicted to Diet Coke. They stopped class to have someone deliver a case of it. They wouldn’t continue the lesson (it was an elementary school class in the computer lab) or let anyone touch the computers while they waited.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Years ago it was a trend to put activated charcoal in stuff like toothpaste and milk based coffee drinks.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Spread syphilis?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I assumed it was a weird reference to the Phoenix Force from X-Men.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

And they built it from scratch without and existing guides. There were sketches someone found, believing to be from the original production but later turned out to be inaccurate drawings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yay, my birthday falls on the last weekend. I definitely want to be there.

I bet the “piece” of the bridge is the captain’s chair. What else would it be?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could they not have found a pun for fox?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Shouldn’t Church and State doctrine (or whatever it is called) immediately make all of this illegal?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unrelated but that movie was disappointing. But I’m also someone who didn’t like Army of Darkness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is she confusing Democrats with Drakken from Kim Possible? Secondly, he used that machine to control Canada. So jokes on her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You wanna be Bella Swan, the teenage girl with depersonalisation disorder or Edward Cullen, the predatory 104 year old vampire?

The vampires in Twilight are described as have unique powers. Edward is a mind reader.

  1. He is attracted to a teenager whom he tries to stay away from at all times.
  2. Bella has no thoughts. Edward is never able to sense a single thought from her.
  3. Midnight Sun, the latest book, is set during the first book, which is about Edward’s period which he ran away from Forks, Washington (the setting).
  4. Are you sure you want something associated with 50 Shades of Grey? That book series is Twilight fan fiction. Even the movie adaptation of the first book goes as far as to copy fscenes from the first Twilight movie.
  5. Oh and one of the characters is a werewolf who is supernaturally destined to fall in love with Bella’s unborn child.

EDIT: I have thoughts about Twilight, none of them good.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you actually believed that, then wouldn’t you give up on an illegal third term?

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