lol

Well I could show you my gun collection but at this point I’m fairly certain that you would just shit yourself in fear.

Anyway, have fun being unarmed with the state of the world today. The far right will continue stockpiling weapons and you’ll be knocking on the doors of guys like me if and when they finally decide to use them.

That’s the thing that you’re not getting bud. The far right isn’t going to be using their guns against the military or the government. They’re going to be using the guns against us.

Ah yes, so the only other option is to roll over, give up your freedom, and trust the government to protect you from everything. Solid logic there.

Why does everyone write peaks when they mean peeks and peeks when they mean peaks. I see this far too consistently to believe the cause of it is anything less than a grand conspiracy.

Yes, proles. Give up your only means of fighting back. We promise your right to vote is strong enough to protect you from anything.

Fucking delusional.

About 50 years too late, considering how bad the zebra mussels and alewife’s have gotten, but I guess better late than never.

I mean, how hard to you expect them to work when they’re getting paid in rubles lol

Yeah, what a mystery…the only thing about the guy that’s even vaguely appealing to the Democratic Party is his last name.

Ah right, because those other forms of social media aren’t also infested with politics.

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, "Hang the sense of it," and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day.

• Douglas Adams

Black shirt with navy blue pants? GTFO

It stopped at $400,000 because the state Supreme Court ruled the law unconstitutional and put a stop to the whole operation. He’d have made tens of millions if not more otherwise.